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I know a few who can speak fluent bollox![]()
You’re more than a fair cow whisperer mindEnglish (unless you're a posh sounding grockle, in the which case I revert to grunting)
Can just about get around in German, given patient and understanding waiting/ticket booth/taxi staff
Schoolboy French - a lingo unknown beyond Calais
Some Polish profanities
Had a bit of a grasp of Danish/norwegian and then Swedish as I travelled through- they're all much of a muchness as I recall.
Can't speak to machinery, and as above, must have the wrong dialect for the dogs.
Can whisper cows pretty durn good though.
And I'm managing to avoid claims to be cunning linguist!