More Global Warming and Disruption

[puppet]

According to news reports there is a shortage of HRT which will become worse as Brexit approaches. The danger is the huge increase in hot flushes which will drive up temperatures, especially on a local basis.
This will be compounded by hordes of irritable, aching, exhausted women of a certain age disrupting the food chain by complaining about normal traffic conditions, being unable to withstand queues, damaging perishable goods by throwing them into supermarket trollies, forgetting half the ingredients or suddenly rushing outside while making a meal.
The report states that alternative solutions are possible including minimising contact, avoiding commenting on appearance and only asking simple questions (certainly avoiding any regarding the local supply of food at regular meal-times).

 

[rob1]

Project fear.

Well its scares the bejeesus out of me

 

[FonterraFarmer]

According to news reports there is a shortage of HRT which will become worse as Brexit approaches. The danger is the huge increase in hot flushes which will drive up temperatures, especially on a local basis.
This will be compounded by hordes of irritable, aching, exhausted women of a certain age disrupting the food chain by complaining about normal traffic conditions, being unable to withstand queues, damaging perishable goods by throwing them into supermarket trollies, forgetting half the ingredients or suddenly rushing outside while making a meal.
The report states that alternative solutions are possible including minimising contact, avoiding commenting on appearance and only asking simple questions (certainly avoiding any regarding the local supply of food at regular meal-times).

Will there be any noticeable change? Most women appear barking mad anyway......

 

[ollie989898]

Watched an interesting documentary on fracking and the like yesterday.

Basically, there ain't gonna be a shortage of oil or gas any time soon.

 

[Agrivator]

There's also going to be a shortage of French and Dutch comedy shows on tele. And there'll be a 40% tariff on all German jokes.

Whose stupid idea was it to escape?

 

[rob1]

There's also going to be a shortage of French and Dutch comedy shows on tele. And there'll be a 40% tariff on all German jokes.

Whose stupid idea was it to escape?

Just dont mention the war

 

[Raider112]

Will there be any noticeable change? Most women appear barking mad anyway......

I read somewhere that 25% of women are on some kind of medication for mental health issues, which is a remarkable statistic.
That means that 75% of them are going around untreated.
Ancient I know, I'll get my coat.

 

[milkloss]

Blame Tesco, after turning a lot of horses into lasagna there's a lack of p1ss to make HRT.

 

[Quadgirl31]

Hope your wife slapped you for writing that

 

[puppet]

What wife?



Actually she just shook her head. She often tells the story of my male menopause aged 40 when I said I would buy a farm or a sports car. Obviously the hormonal imbalance led to the right decision

 

[matthew]

What wife?



Actually she just shook her head. She often tells the story of my male menopause aged 40 when I said I would buy a farm or a sports car. Obviously the hormonal imbalance led to the right decision

In my limited experience the usual toy is a Harley Davidson, and a full set of leathers, closely followed by a tree in the wrong place.

 

[Canada Farmer]

In my limited experience the usual toy is a Harley Davidson, and a full set of leathers, closely followed by a tree in the wrong place.

If not a Harley, then motorhome,Mustang, Camaro or Corvette

 

[steveR]

In my limited experience the usual toy is a Harley Davidson, and a full set of leathers, closely followed by a tree in the wrong place.

My suggestion was that on reaching the MM, I should opt for a Mistress or (another) bike.... I was told the MM is a figment of an overactive male imagination....