Muddy location needed for a few hours

[sbx]

Hi guys

I asked this during the drought and got no positive response, so thought I'd give it one more try.

Does anyone happen to have a muddy spot on their land which isn't overlooked by passers by?

Being completely honest, this is to mudwrestle my girlfriend (and film it).

If anyone can help I'd really appreciate it (could even stretch to a small fee for the right spot).

Thanks for your help!

Stu

 

[sbx]

Sorry I should've mentioned, this would need to be in the north east of England if at all possible. Thanks.

 

[Still Farming]

A location may help ?

 

[JP1]

Hi guys

I asked this during the drought and got no positive response, so thought I'd give it one more try.

Does anyone happen to have a muddy spot on their land which isn't overlooked by passers by?

Being completely honest, this is to mudwrestle my girlfriend (and film it).

If anyone can help I'd really appreciate it (could even stretch to a small fee for the right spot).

Thanks for your help!

Stu

@bovrill if they'd travel you could throw in a kilt and a tug of war

 

[sbx]

Whatever she's wearing wouldn't be on long :-P

 

[Dr. Alkathene]

@roscoe erf

 

[bovrill]

i) Can we join in?
ii) Do we get a copy of the video afterwards?
iii) It's just mud you're after, is it? You're not that muckheap/slurry bloke from a while back, are you? (He sounded a bit of a perv).

 

[sbx]

Haha! She's a bit shy. I could ask the question. Probably no to the video because of her job though.
Nope, just mud! The deeper the better!!

 

[bovrill]

@bovrill if they'd travel you could throw in a kilt and a tug of war

Have you seen how much it costs to get a kilt dry cleaned these days?

 

[Still Farming]

Haha! She's a bit shy. I could ask the question. Probably no to the video because of her job though.
Nope, just mud! The deeper the better!!

Not the "high court judges" alledgely again???

 

[sbx]

No she only judges me!! Lol

 

[puppet]

A few HOURS. Do you know how tiring it is to wrestle a girlfriend in mud?
I have a big muddy pond in a hollow with a clean lake to wash down afterwards. Nearest house half mile. 2 hours drive and discretion guaranteed.

 

[sbx]

Sounds interesting!! I've let her know, will get back to you asap. Thanks!!

 

[Still Farming]

A few HOURS. Do you know how tiring it is to wrestle a girlfriend in mud?
I have a big muddy pond in a hollow with a clean lake to wash down afterwards. Nearest house half mile. 2 hours drive and discretion guaranteed.

Coach loads excepted?

 

[sbx]

 

[Seed&Grain]

The BBC maybe interested in filming …. their sport portfolio for live TV is a bit lean now days … an afternoon of darts or an afternoon of mud wrestling I know what I'd rather watch!

 

[roscoe erf]

@roscoe erf

Come on even I’m not that strange

 

[chickens and wheat]

Farm assured mud? With full risk assesment and public liabilty cover?

 

[MrNoo]

Countryfile aiming to improve it's content then!

 

[Warp Land Farmer]

Photos of your girlfriend might help secure a deal....