Plus the fact that smokers are more likely to die prematurely saving the NHS/ Government on pensions and long-term age related healthcare. And as a thought, is this current mental health and obesity spiral related to people not smoking anymore as the go to method of stress relief.
The best substitute for cigarettes and pipes is to take a walk to Mothercare and buy a dummy to suck on.
Or you could buy a pen to suck and chew on. All this nicotine addiction is just bs. As an ex smoker, the habit was broken by nibbling peanuts to go with my pint, Gave away my lighter when the duty free fags ran out. Just had to man up and stop looking for a tit to suck on then i had some money to buy a car. Much more fun than smoking.