Soon to be former farmer seeks interesting work.

britishblue

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Scottish Borders
To tide you over you could get a mini bus to do school runs. I know a garage who had a bus and did a couple of years at it but the garage was so busy the boss told me he didn't want the school run anymore so doubled the price but you guessed it they still got the job!
Another taxi driver told a friend that all he did was a morning and afternoon school run and he made a decent living at it! Madness
 
Ant artic survey seems an interesting if cold gig , short term contracts tho.
What about expedition driver , mechanic

Plus one for this. Be very interesting experience. Martin Bell a local farmer's son was vehicles manager for the British antarctic survey, not sure if he still is. Used to get farmers to go and drive tractors/ machines down there.

Coincidentally there is an advert on pg 185 of the latest FW, looking for:

Agri Plant Mechanic
Agri Plant Operator
Diesel Generator Tech
Sparky Tech
Maintenance Mechanic
Steel erector
Carpenter/Builder
 

ladycrofter

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Highland
As a farmer you've been your own boss and no bulls**t office politics. Somewhere eccentric would be a good idea I think, as others have suggested.
 

glasshouse

Member
Location
lothians
I'd regard OPs circumstances as an opportunity to work around the world for a few years, do the stuff that I should have done at 18, but with the benefit of a steady older head on my shoulders.
Imagine the liberation of not having to do all that drinking and chasing pretty Scandinavian backpackers stuff.
It was a terrible chore .
Coming back from the pub and finding two swedish birds in your car.
A bad job, but somebody had to do it.
 

PI Stsker

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
South West
It was a terrible chore .
Coming back from the pub and finding two swedish birds in your car.
A bad job, but somebody had to do it.
Sudden flash backs of my days in NZ. Go to queenstown for a few days on the lash and book in to a youth hostel. Was a regular occurrence to find several small framed blonde hair, blue eyed, back packers in your bunk. 🤣
Folks asked back home why I wanted to do back to back seasons when I could go and work at home steady away.
 

crashbox

Member
Livestock Farmer
@evolution

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box

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
NZ
I've never understood what exactly there is to research in the cold desolate wasteland that is the Antarctic/Arctic.

I've always imagined it's just a bunch of like-minded, fossil fuel burning scientists circlejerking, watching the ice melting and blaming it all on society and global warming. Or is there more to it than that? Watching penguins? Polar bears? Making sure the sun doesn't come up for 6 months? Who knows. No doubt someone will be able to enlighten me.

From what you hear on the news, the Antarctic is full of rapists and serial gropers.

If the world was really my oyster and I could pick any job, it would one of the following, in this order:
1: Pilot (big plane)
2: A job at the airport (anything would do, something airside would be nice, otherwise customer services or something like that)
3: Air crash investigator
4: Pathologist
5: Crime scene cleaner
6: General practitioner
7: Surgeon
 
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crashbox

Member
Livestock Farmer
I've never understood what exactly there is to research in the cold desolate wasteland that is the Antarctic/Arctic.

I've always imagined it's just a bunch of like-minded, fossil fuel burning scientists circlejerking, watching the ice melting and blaming it all on society and global warming. Or is there more to it than that? Watching penguins? Polar bears? Making sure the sun doesn't come up for 6 months? Who knows. No doubt someone will be able to enlighten me.

From what you hear on the news, the Antarctic is full of rapists and serial gropers.

If the world was really my oyster and I could pick any job, it would one of the following, in this order:
1: Pilot (big plane)
2: A job at the airport (anything would do, something airside would be nice, otherwise customer services or something like that)
3: Air crash investigator
4: Pathologist
5: Crime scene cleaner
6: General practitioner
7: Surgeon
Ironic that you refer to those working on the Antarctic as fossil fuel burning, and you'd be a pilot!

How about a pilot to the Antarctic?

Some good ideas there, though.
 
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Matt14

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Livestock Farmer
Plus one for this. Be very interesting experience. Martin Bell a local farmer's son was vehicles manager for the British antarctic survey, not sure if he still is. Used to get farmers to go and drive tractors/ machines down there.
I think Martin still has something to do with the job. He has a motorbike shop in kirkby now/well has had for some years now
 

kiwi pom

Member
Location
canterbury NZ
I've never understood what exactly there is to research in the cold desolate wasteland that is the Antarctic/Arctic.

I've always imagined it's just a bunch of like-minded, fossil fuel burning scientists circlejerking, watching the ice melting and blaming it all on society and global warming. Or is there more to it than that? Watching penguins? Polar bears? Making sure the sun doesn't come up for 6 months? Who knows. No doubt someone will be able to enlighten me.

From what you hear on the news, the Antarctic is full of rapists and serial gropers.

If the world was really my oyster and I could pick any job, it would one of the following, in this order:
1: Pilot (big plane)
2: A job at the airport (anything would do, something airside would be nice, otherwise customer services or something like that)
3: Air crash investigator
4: Pathologist
5: Crime scene cleaner
6: General practitioner
7: Surgeon
I don't know what they do either, but they seem to need a lot of people to do it, would be nice to go down for a look.

Currently asking my 9- and 11-year-olds what they want to do in life.
Not getting far, 9-year-old says teacher, that's about it.
 
Sudden flash backs of my days in NZ. Go to queenstown for a few days on the lash and book in to a youth hostel. Was a regular occurrence to find several small framed blonde hair, blue eyed, back packers in your bunk. 🤣
Folks asked back home why I wanted to do back to back seasons when I could go and work at home steady away.
Queenstown , the outer suburb of Auckland, and like most of Auckland best avoided!!!
 
I've never understood what exactly there is to research in the cold desolate wasteland that is the Antarctic/Arctic.

I've always imagined it's just a bunch of like-minded, fossil fuel burning scientists circlejerking, watching the ice melting and blaming it all on society and global warming. Or is there more to it than that? Watching penguins? Polar bears? Making sure the sun doesn't come up for 6 months? Who knows. No doubt someone will be able to enlighten me.

From what you hear on the news, the Antarctic is full of rapists and serial gropers.

If the world was really my oyster and I could pick any job, it would one of the following, in this order:
1: Pilot (big plane)
2: A job at the airport (anything would do, something airside would be nice, otherwise customer services or something like that)
3: Air crash investigator
4: Pathologist
5: Crime scene cleaner
6: General practitioner
7: Surgeon
Rapists and gropers, I never realised that the British have a base on the Antarctic???
 

Danllan

Member
Location
Sir Gar / Carms
Sudden flash backs of my days in NZ. Go to queenstown for a few days on the lash and book in to a youth hostel. Was a regular occurrence to find several small framed blonde hair, blue eyed, back packers in your bunk. 🤣
Folks asked back home why I wanted to do back to back seasons when I could go and work at home steady away.
I worked on the rafts at Vic Falls for a bit, the job was similarly burdened... :)
 

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