Surely Janet will be back this Friday!!

[Walton2]

Possibly not….because it’s Good Friday and she will probably be on holiday.
But she did say she’d be back on Friday, and she had been telling us a lot about ‘light touch’ and how this new scheme would be a result of ‘Co-design’.
I suggest we start getting excited about Friday April 7th, possibly a webinar on this very forum….where she can continue to rebuild the trust we have in DEFRA.

 

[yellowbelly]

 

[teslacoils]

Back, clutching a P45 perhaps?

 

[Hindsight]

Back, clutching a P45 perhaps?

No, saying how great it has to be involved in the exciting development for the industry that is SFI but she has taken up a grade 7 post just below Permanent Secretary in the NHS (MOD whichevr large Ministry takes your fancy) where her skills rolling out developmental change are to be exploited. She will continue to keep a close and affectionate watch on how SFI develops and is so thakful for all the great opportunities to meet and see the breadth of the farming community.

 

[spin cycle]

Possibly not….because it’s Good Friday and she will probably be on holiday.
But she did say she’d be back on Friday, and she had been telling us a lot about ‘light touch’ and how this new scheme would be a result of ‘Co-design’.
I suggest we start getting excited about Friday April 7th, possibly a webinar on this very forum….where she can continue to rebuild the trust we have in DEFRA.yesterday's

I didn't have a lot of 'trust" before but some of the little I had 'left yesterday"

 

[db9go]

Possibly not….because it’s Good Friday and she will probably be on holiday.
But she did say she’d be back on Friday, and she had been telling us a lot about ‘light touch’ and how this new scheme would be a result of ‘Co-design’.
I suggest we start getting excited about Friday April 7th, possibly a webinar on this very forum….where she can continue to rebuild the trust we have in DEFRA.

What callender are you using if it is this year that Friday will be the 5th

 

[onthehoof]

 

[delilah]

If you try putting Janet into the find a member thing she has unsubscribed .

 

[onesiedale]

Possibly not….because it’s Good Friday and she will probably be on holiday.
But she did say she’d be back on Friday, and she had been telling us a lot about ‘light touch’ and how this new scheme would be a result of ‘Co-design’.
I suggest we start getting excited about Friday April 7th, possibly a webinar on this very forum….where she can continue to rebuild the trust we have in DEFRA.

It's Easter.
maybe time for a resurrection?
But will it do any good, will she really be our saviour now?

 

[spin cycle]

If you try putting Janet into the find a member thing she has unsubscribed .

tbh I think she's a decent 'soldier' but is led by the proverbial 'donkey'

I wouldn't mind betting she's sitting somewhere sobbing into a pillow at the shambles sfi is turning into

 

[Walton2]

What callender are you using if it is this year that Friday will be the 5th

Well spotted! I do hope Janet reads the small print! I promise that after any visit( not Inspection !),any penalty for her turning up on the wrong day would be proportionate ,and only imposed after encouragement (not legal threats).Apparently, she isn’t on this forum any longer. Her use of it must have ticked a box for ‘consultation’, so that’s ok! I can’t be bothered to use any more of her buzz words….. perhaps we’ll learn some new ones when she does resurface.

 

[topground]

Well spotted! I do hope Janet reads the small print! I promise that after any visit( not Inspection !),any penalty for her turning up on the wrong day would be proportionate ,and only imposed after encouragement (not legal threats).Apparently, she isn’t on this forum any longer. Her use of it must have ticked a box for ‘consultation’, so that’s ok! I can’t be bothered to use any more of her buzz words….. perhaps we’ll learn some new ones when she does resurface.

While Janet Hughes might not be a member on here my money is on her reading the threads as a guest and she probably has a team tracking down those who don’t follow the DEFRA line. Having had a phone call from DEFRA about one of my posts I know they know where you live despite that information supposedly not in the public domain.
As a guest she would not receive an email when tagged which would clog up her in box.
The civil service will know how they are regarded by the businesses their decisions affect by reading many of the posts on this forum. Unfortunately rather than doing anything about their failings they carry on because they just don’t care.!

 

[Welderloon]

Janet is in Scotland allegedly.
She is returning the calculator she borrowed from the SNP to work out the SFI % land use & rates.
Something about a glitch?

 

[topground]

Janet is in Scotland allegedly.
She is returning the calculator she borrowed from the SNP to work out the SFI % land use & rates.
Something about a glitch?

You sure the calculator wasn’t borrowed from Diane Abbott?

 

[graham mc]

april the first?

 

[teslacoils]

I'm sure lessons have been learnt.

 

[Vader]

tbh I think she's a decent 'soldier' but is led by the proverbial 'donkey'

I wouldn't mind betting she's sitting somewhere sobbing into a pillow at the shambles sfi is turning into

Not really.
She was warned plenty of times the mess she was overseeing, but chose to ignore the country bumpkins on here and listen to the 'experts'

 

[Humble Village Farmer]

Having had a phone call from DEFRA about one of my posts

Can you elaborate?

 

[Walton2]

Can you elaborate?

Yes @topground , you have got me nervous now. Has there been a data leak/transfer from TFF offices?

 

[Lazy Sod]

You sure the calculator wasn’t borrowed from Diane Abbott?

She only had an abacus and that had several beads missing.