TFF top 10 cliche chart....

[czechmate]

Whole thread cliche?
New post: New Deere 6R, any gud????
Replies:
-Nothing personal, but you're an TW@!!! JD suck a$$ buy VALTRA nevr go rong
-You gotta b stupid 2 buy! i rent quaddie fur 6p an hour, clamp down on costs
-Quadtrac onna clamp!?! Wasteing time moron, gotta use the train wheels on the clamp or is all sh!t
-Would be fine but Brexits knackered job, nice 1 u tit
-If u carnt farm without sub f off let someone else havr go. Ur just heavy weight drag farming down
-Heavy??? T'aint heavy soft lad, up here us real men granite farmers use road planer 2 get seedbed
-TILLAGE IS KILLAGE!!! I Direct Drilled a tarmac road last year, built up 3m of solid peat on top OM!! OMG!! Jaysus, walked field t'other day earthworm had me leg off sandal n' all, bugger were 10' long

Classic

 

[Netherfield]

Still at number one after 5 years.... " Chip on your shoulder "
New entry at number 2...... " Echo chamber "
Non mover at number 3....... " Why is this in Agricultural Matters "
Number 4....... " Throwing toys out of the pram "
At number 5....... " Each to their own "
Slipping down to number 6........ " Proper farmer "
After a 3 week spell at 2, now at 7... " This has nothing to do with Brexit "
Old cover version at number 8..... " Arable farmers spend 11 months of the year skiing "
Just in the chart at number 9... " Read the book "
Number 10......... " Jealous "


Failed to enter the top 40.......... " Red Tractor benefits farmers "

No mention of which pick up among that lot

 

[Gong Farmer]

'Admin!!!!'

 

[Henarar]

What about the whole James Dyson/greedy bugger thing?

that's no cliché that's absolutely true

 

[Classichay]

I’d like to note “if in doubt, flat out” and “Snapchat” should be listed as leading causes of tractor crashes and silly people ( putting it nicely )

 

[Lofty1984]

Rabbit Compaction.

My sides still hurt with that one.

That was a gem fair play

 

[Warp Land Farmer]

Mainly used by folks that can't think of a witty response to a post....

More like one of @Dave W birds

 

[GeorgeK]

'It's been making a funny noise last few years, now it won't go at all.'
'What's a grease gun?'
'I found this old drum of oil round the back of the shed, will it do for the back end? I think it's oil anyway, might be sheep dip.'
'Great machine never been touched in 20 years, is there a way of checking the engine oil?'
'There was a bit of a bang and some smoke. Checked the water and there was none in it so filled her up. Will it be alright?'

 

[Kevtherev]

River lugg???

 

[neilo]

'It's been making a funny noise last few years, now it won't go at all.'
'What's a grease gun?'
'I found this old drum of oil round the back of the shed, will it do for the back end? I think it's oil anyway, might be sheep dip.'
'Great machine never been touched in 20 years, is there a way of checking the engine oil?'
'There was a bit of a bang and some smoke. Checked the water and there was none in it so filled her up. Will it be alright?'

That all seems perfectly legitimate to me...

 

[Paul E]

What breed of tup should I use?

 

[caveman]

Moderators.
It really is time this thread is closed down.

 

[Deerefarmer]

No. 12 : muppets and twin beacon brigade

 

[Dead Rabbits]

No. 12 : muppets and twin beacon brigade

Something neither of us will quite understand.....

 

[Farmer Roy]

No mention of which pick up among that lot

along with “which pair of boots / wellies / work trousers / gloves “ etc etc

 

[melted welly]

Hang on a minute!..........No ones mentioned posts of faux outrage that begin with “hang on a minute”

 

[Fiveospades]

Somewhere in the list should be 'what did you expect?,after all it is a land rover'.

 

[Grass And Grain]

'Tin hat on'

'Moles and marshmallows'

 

[Bongodog]

QFM are they reputable

 

[hendrebc]

£200 hoggs this spring and beef will be £4 by Christmas