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EIP 23 and Debate
Despite being moderately busy with my ‘day job’ I’ve been doing a spot of light reading for you. Not in great detail, admittedly, but enough to ladle some meaty bits out of a turgid government broth called ‘Environmental Improvement Plan 2023’. This 262 page tome lays out how they intend to follow through on the ‘Environment Act 2021’, and you’d imagine it’s full of warm and soothing promises. New forests will be planted, wetlands restored, flowers and bees protected, unicorns are going to frolic and gambol in sunlit glades. You know the stuff.
And as ever, it’s in the nitty gritty that problems arise. And the first is that the goals appear to be at UK level, when the means of delivery is largely devolved. This halfway house splitting up of the UK will always be a problem, when England only makes up about half of the footprint. Perhaps Scotland will do the greening so England can slowly be paved right over? Happily, the document seems to slip between ‘UK’ and ‘English’ policy seamlessly.
Unsurprisingly, the real problem is main resource- the dirt under our tootsie-toes. The bold statements lightly claim government are going to ‘Restore or create more than 500,000 hectares of wildlife-rich habitat’ as well as ‘restore or create 140,000 hectares of wildlife-rich habitats outside protected sites’, and increase English woodland by 260,000 hectares. Taken at face value, you’d start to think we’re going to need a spare country to do all this – and in a very real sense we are. To do half of it, we’ll have to ‘offshore’ ever more of our food supply to countries less concerned. That would be insincere enough, but once you start to pick at the weasel words, you find how thinly the wallpaper is plastered over the cracks. Counting towards at least 80% of the ‘Wildlife-rich habitat’ target is ‘peatland restoration and biodiverse woodland’. Hmm. The peatland restoration is one of those new mantras, where they’ve got green tinted stars in their eyes. They earnestly believe sending fleets of shiny new excavators grubbing about on the top of Dartmoor will somehow save the world. In fact, the peat cutting and tin mining that gave rise to the drainage and damage ceased many decades ago, and many of the sites concerned have visibly repaired themselves in my lifetime. As for ‘biodiverse woodland’, that detail seems obligingly absent, although there is a promise elsewhere to ‘Implement mandatory biodiversity net gain from November 2023 for most developments in England so new developments create 10% more biodiversity’. Like that is ever going to happen!
It is the biggest lot of tosh you ever saw, and word from within NE – for they’re not all farmer hating rewilders- is that it’s completely, wildly unachievable. I’d advise against reading it for yourself…it’ll only depress you.
Onwards, but not unconnected, to the debate at Westminster on Tuesday. It was nice, for once, to hear politicians defending what I do for a living. And indeed, as a following speaker also alluded, I hope never to find myself facing Sir Geoffrey in court, such is his eloquent and compelling delivery. I was less enamoured that a former minister later seemed to say that my livestock were polluting the rivers running off the common. Perhaps he’s getting confused with the nitrates in rainfall, some of which allegedly arise from fertiliser usage. But seeing as my hill grazing stock doesn’t use any fertiliser at all, and said nitrates are also being generated by burning fossil fuels everywhere else, that’s worse than disingenuous. He might be confused, but that hardly excuses daft allegations like that. In fact, the self-same fellow was also on telly recently claiming Dartmoor was being ‘overgrazed’. Never mind how you define the term – and I would say it rests on whether the volume of uneaten vegetation is annually increasing or decreasing- he seems to have forgotten that for several years the grazing has been done under his ‘watch’. We were mostly stocking at levels dictated by ‘agreements’ with a department he headed. Durrr!
As ever, the devil will be in the detail. There seems to be an assumption that we’ve agreed to accept, and help pay for someone to carry out an inquiry, and then act as a ‘facilitator’. That isn’t wholly accurate, as I don’t recall being asked, and I certainly wouldn’t readily be willing to help fund such a notion unless I were doing the hiring. And therein lies the problem. One individual has supposedly already been approached, but he’ll be seen as hopelessly biased against us.
Meanwhile, whatever was said there, NE are still trying their damnedest to get our stock off the commons.
Despite being moderately busy with my ‘day job’ I’ve been doing a spot of light reading for you. Not in great detail, admittedly, but enough to ladle some meaty bits out of a turgid government broth called ‘Environmental Improvement Plan 2023’. This 262 page tome lays out how they intend to follow through on the ‘Environment Act 2021’, and you’d imagine it’s full of warm and soothing promises. New forests will be planted, wetlands restored, flowers and bees protected, unicorns are going to frolic and gambol in sunlit glades. You know the stuff.
And as ever, it’s in the nitty gritty that problems arise. And the first is that the goals appear to be at UK level, when the means of delivery is largely devolved. This halfway house splitting up of the UK will always be a problem, when England only makes up about half of the footprint. Perhaps Scotland will do the greening so England can slowly be paved right over? Happily, the document seems to slip between ‘UK’ and ‘English’ policy seamlessly.
Unsurprisingly, the real problem is main resource- the dirt under our tootsie-toes. The bold statements lightly claim government are going to ‘Restore or create more than 500,000 hectares of wildlife-rich habitat’ as well as ‘restore or create 140,000 hectares of wildlife-rich habitats outside protected sites’, and increase English woodland by 260,000 hectares. Taken at face value, you’d start to think we’re going to need a spare country to do all this – and in a very real sense we are. To do half of it, we’ll have to ‘offshore’ ever more of our food supply to countries less concerned. That would be insincere enough, but once you start to pick at the weasel words, you find how thinly the wallpaper is plastered over the cracks. Counting towards at least 80% of the ‘Wildlife-rich habitat’ target is ‘peatland restoration and biodiverse woodland’. Hmm. The peatland restoration is one of those new mantras, where they’ve got green tinted stars in their eyes. They earnestly believe sending fleets of shiny new excavators grubbing about on the top of Dartmoor will somehow save the world. In fact, the peat cutting and tin mining that gave rise to the drainage and damage ceased many decades ago, and many of the sites concerned have visibly repaired themselves in my lifetime. As for ‘biodiverse woodland’, that detail seems obligingly absent, although there is a promise elsewhere to ‘Implement mandatory biodiversity net gain from November 2023 for most developments in England so new developments create 10% more biodiversity’. Like that is ever going to happen!
It is the biggest lot of tosh you ever saw, and word from within NE – for they’re not all farmer hating rewilders- is that it’s completely, wildly unachievable. I’d advise against reading it for yourself…it’ll only depress you.
Onwards, but not unconnected, to the debate at Westminster on Tuesday. It was nice, for once, to hear politicians defending what I do for a living. And indeed, as a following speaker also alluded, I hope never to find myself facing Sir Geoffrey in court, such is his eloquent and compelling delivery. I was less enamoured that a former minister later seemed to say that my livestock were polluting the rivers running off the common. Perhaps he’s getting confused with the nitrates in rainfall, some of which allegedly arise from fertiliser usage. But seeing as my hill grazing stock doesn’t use any fertiliser at all, and said nitrates are also being generated by burning fossil fuels everywhere else, that’s worse than disingenuous. He might be confused, but that hardly excuses daft allegations like that. In fact, the self-same fellow was also on telly recently claiming Dartmoor was being ‘overgrazed’. Never mind how you define the term – and I would say it rests on whether the volume of uneaten vegetation is annually increasing or decreasing- he seems to have forgotten that for several years the grazing has been done under his ‘watch’. We were mostly stocking at levels dictated by ‘agreements’ with a department he headed. Durrr!
As ever, the devil will be in the detail. There seems to be an assumption that we’ve agreed to accept, and help pay for someone to carry out an inquiry, and then act as a ‘facilitator’. That isn’t wholly accurate, as I don’t recall being asked, and I certainly wouldn’t readily be willing to help fund such a notion unless I were doing the hiring. And therein lies the problem. One individual has supposedly already been approached, but he’ll be seen as hopelessly biased against us.
Meanwhile, whatever was said there, NE are still trying their damnedest to get our stock off the commons.