- Location
- Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
With some cows and a bunch of weaned calves now in the new cattle building- and very grateful for it- I’ve been giving some thought to the concrete water troughs I’ve been using in recent years. I can see you’re excited already, and who wouldn’t be? I gave up on galvanised ones some time ago, both large and small. I had hit upon a neat and fast way of fixing those little bowls, fashioning stands from gurt blocks of oak, leaving an upstandy bit to bolt to. Sink the beggar a few feet into the dirt, couple ‘er up, and hey presto. And the little bowls do have some benefits I suppose. They’re blessed easy to clean out - as long as you’re not squeamish, and have hands like shovels. Mind it remains unclear how they come to need cleaning out so often. I mean, it’s a blessed small target, if you take my meaning. Perhaps it’s a competition. Also, if several beasts are at em, they tend to keep moving in the frost. Conversely, the other side of the coin is there’s a limit to how many yearlings can queue up at them before there’s pushing and shoving, which isn’t a good thing. But the real bugbear with them is their workings, and that silly little valve. They always, and I mean always, ends up leaking. The floats won’t stay where you leave them, the nozzles get bunged, the top comes loose, and the exposed feed pipe gets mangled. The latter proves very well that there is nothing made of plastic that a sufficiently bored bullock will not chew through or rub to destruction. Look at it from his/her point of view. Your life for the winter months is ‘eat, cud, poop, sleep’. Into that humdrum sleepy bovine routine, wouldn’t anyone want to inject the excitement of another game of ‘rubbing and chewing at the blue pipe’?
So I’ve gone onto concrete troughs. They cost more, but are giving me far less bother, although even then it’s not all plain sailing.
I’ve tried 3 different types, the preferred make not always being available. The ‘other’ 2 are both so low that they need ridiculously high plinths to have any chance of keeping them clean. I don’t mind spending an hour or so casting a foot to sit the things on, but I could do without having to think about bringing it up in the air. The better designs have the feed pipe hidden sensibly within the cast, although on one of them the access can be very small for ‘Mr Grumpy-shovelhands’ to reach the stopcock without scraping his knuckles, and the internal castings are such that the ball valve doesn’t screw up tight, or want to sit straight. Which is a bit of a shame, given all the trouble someone has gone to, making them.
The poorest still has the feed pipe exposed to bullock interference – it didn’t last the first winter before a bovine managed to chew through it. And for good measure, it doesn’t have a ‘lift out’ concrete lid, to access the gubbins, but rather a ‘bolt on’ lid, which involves going off to fetch the appropriate sockets. The lid also fouled the ball valve from new, but that was easily fixed by bending down the arm.
By comparison, when I can get the better ones, they go in easily, and to date, I haven’t had to touch one again once it’s set. Being a lazy beggar, I like that, so I bought twice as many as I needed, so as to have spares next time. And I will be needing them, as I notice the aggressive acid water hereabouts is steadily eating its way through the mortar on some of the earlier examples. Oh joy.
Moving on then, what a pleasure it has been to hear that Lily Allen maid right on form. I’m not sure what it is about her singing, but she sure hits the spot. She sometimes has to have the ‘potty-mouth’ filter applied for radio play, the poor girl. Perhaps it’s some kind of musical Tourette’s she suffers from.
And I’m not so sure about the duet she’s been involved with, cos she quite steals the show. In fact, I sometimes perform a duet with her myself, in the privacy of the loader tractor cab at least. Gyp gives me a baleful eye when this occurs…I don’t think he’s a Lily Allen fan.
So I’ve gone onto concrete troughs. They cost more, but are giving me far less bother, although even then it’s not all plain sailing.
I’ve tried 3 different types, the preferred make not always being available. The ‘other’ 2 are both so low that they need ridiculously high plinths to have any chance of keeping them clean. I don’t mind spending an hour or so casting a foot to sit the things on, but I could do without having to think about bringing it up in the air. The better designs have the feed pipe hidden sensibly within the cast, although on one of them the access can be very small for ‘Mr Grumpy-shovelhands’ to reach the stopcock without scraping his knuckles, and the internal castings are such that the ball valve doesn’t screw up tight, or want to sit straight. Which is a bit of a shame, given all the trouble someone has gone to, making them.
The poorest still has the feed pipe exposed to bullock interference – it didn’t last the first winter before a bovine managed to chew through it. And for good measure, it doesn’t have a ‘lift out’ concrete lid, to access the gubbins, but rather a ‘bolt on’ lid, which involves going off to fetch the appropriate sockets. The lid also fouled the ball valve from new, but that was easily fixed by bending down the arm.
By comparison, when I can get the better ones, they go in easily, and to date, I haven’t had to touch one again once it’s set. Being a lazy beggar, I like that, so I bought twice as many as I needed, so as to have spares next time. And I will be needing them, as I notice the aggressive acid water hereabouts is steadily eating its way through the mortar on some of the earlier examples. Oh joy.
Moving on then, what a pleasure it has been to hear that Lily Allen maid right on form. I’m not sure what it is about her singing, but she sure hits the spot. She sometimes has to have the ‘potty-mouth’ filter applied for radio play, the poor girl. Perhaps it’s some kind of musical Tourette’s she suffers from.
And I’m not so sure about the duet she’s been involved with, cos she quite steals the show. In fact, I sometimes perform a duet with her myself, in the privacy of the loader tractor cab at least. Gyp gives me a baleful eye when this occurs…I don’t think he’s a Lily Allen fan.