things that make you smile

[thorpe]

I could watch pretty much anything if it is done well by a passionate person. A while ago watched a video by john temerian, an exotic car dealer from 'murica about lamborghini. I care about as much about lamborghini as I care about trains but the passion he has about them lambo's made it a joy to watch.

i luv watcing the shearing shed's in nz pure poetry!

 

[Muddyroads]

Not one of my wife’s cakes but a picture of a cake that was sent to her.
The cake looks lovely, but who exactly were the happy couple?

 

[Gerbert]

In the supermarket, the system for processing debitcards went down for a bit. I prefer using cash but apparently alot of people don't even carry some cash. It made me chuckle but what made me smile was some karen that couldn't really deal with a little setback.

 

[Gerbert]

Stumbling onto a movietrailer that seems worthwhile, then finding out it is a few years old, so I can watch it directly.

 

[Pan mixer]

Wheel bearing gone on grain trailer.

No problem, no harvest for a few days, Google.

Only available one delivery sometime in September.....

Go to the 'It will be useful one day shelf' find brand new bearing of the right size that I had carefully stored in a box marked grain trailer - 15 years ago.

Never tidy up the workshop shelves.

 

[thorpe]

Wheel bearing gone on grain trailer.

No problem, no harvest for a few days, Google.

Only available one delivery sometime in September.....

Go to the 'It will be useful one day shelf' find brand new bearing of the right size that I had carefully stored in a box marked grain trailer - 15 years ago.

Never tidy up the workshop shelves.

we were tidying the worksop yesterday, anybodie want some points for a fergy scuffle, ifor wheel bearings(older type) bomford super flo points sub soiler shin's god knows what for! dowdewell ucn mouldboards + skimmers skim bodies etc , we like to have spares in stock but when a machineleaves the place i wish we sent the spares with it, loads more ive not mentioned like overum roll ring's and breakers.

 

[BrianV]

Maybe this stupid Tory government should think on this.

 

[Pan mixer]

Wife bought a cheap calendar at the beginning of the year.

Things were fine until August 1st.

two Julys and no August.

 

[Sharpy]

Wife bought a cheap calendar at the beginning of the year.

Things were fine until August 1st.

View attachment 1128810 to Julys and no August.

You've got a felt tip pen surely?

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Christ, we don’t need another July like we’ve just had!!

 

[David.]

Go on then, just why?
Acre of yard out there, but no! Just why?

 

[Levelsman]

Go on then, just why?
Acre of yard out there, but no! Just why?
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Milling wheat? Luvverly!

 

[David.]

Feed, and obviously necessary clear-up and hygiene procedures were employed, as per protocols.

 

[Muddyroads]

Go on then, just why?
Acre of yard out there, but no! Just why?
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A bit like my vindictive fecking sheep

 

[Pan mixer]

Sad, but we have been driving the tractor with the nest on the back of the front axle round for ages and the nest is long deserted.

The nest is 3 quarters easycare wool, lovely to see that it is being put to good use.

 

[L P]

Single magpies... some feathered creature can make you supersticious... I smile and salute the shite and tell him he beat me to my own luck today... saw 6 the other day, bought a lottery ticket, did I win? Did I bollix!

 

[DrWazzock]

Lots of toads in my 12 metre wide rewilding strip. I left it alone as I have a line of drain junctions there along a header that need regular jetting and so I leave the holes only half filled in so I can easily find them and dig them out again. The toads seem to like those rough 2 foot deep holes with not too steep sides. Presumably they like the shade and dampness. Goes to show the value of variable habitat.

 

[Wigeon]

Nostalgia decoration for the new farm office...

Accumulated over the yrs and rescued from the bin in a clear out!

 

[Gerbert]

A mechanic on hammers: "I have multiple sizes because depending on what you want to fuuk up, you want to be precise."

 

[Bob the beef]

When I was a kid we used to have a Ford mechanic come to the farm called Hammer Happy. He had a full range if matching hammers in his van from a toffee hammer up to a 10lb sledge.
His motto… if it wont budge get a heavier hammer.
Saying that my fad always said he was a bloody good mechanic