things that make you smile

[smcapstick]

I'm not sure they are, parts are very expensive, and the amount of labour on what would be a simple repair on any other make is just mind boggling, makes a mf look very good value for money

As if that would ever happen!

 

[multi power]

Someone's already offered me £20 on FB.

Not a Yorkshire man obviously

 

[Nearly]

Not a Yorkshire man obviously

Yes, from Uddersfield.

 

[mushnt grummmble]

 

[yellowbelly]

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Surely, after that, you really should be 'getting your coat'

 

[mushnt grummmble]

Surely, after that, you really should be 'getting your coat'

 

[smcapstick]

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I love that!

 

[mushnt grummmble]

Article 50

 

[yellowbelly]

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[JP1]

Article 50 celebration edition

 

[JP1]

 

[JP1]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155164734183221

 

[yellowbelly]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155164734183221

Ooouucchhh - that's going to be a bit sore in the morning -especially when the bloke who's roof he's just spoilt has finished kicking his @rse.
Idiot

 

[JP1]

Ooouucchhh - that's going to be a bit sore in the morning -especially when the bloke who's roof he's just spoilt has finished kicking his @rse.
Idiot

When it first started I just thought it was yet another "yoof" video of some bike or skateboard sliding

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

 

[Old Boar]

Phone rings
Good morning Madam, this is Internet Security, my name is John, how are you today? (strong accent, you get my drift)
Fine
Good, just to tell you that your computer is sending out terrorist messages and I can fix that for you, please sit at your computer
No, its OK, I am a terrorist, I am allowed.



Silence.

Cheered me up no end!

 

[RushesToo]

Phone rings
Good morning Madam, this is Internet Security, my name is John, how are you today? (strong accent, you get my drift)
Fine
Good, just to tell you that your computer is sending out terrorist messages and I can fix that for you, please sit at your computer
No, its OK, I am a terrorist, I am allowed.



Silence.

Cheered me up no end!

@Old Boar If you haven't copyrighted it I will be using it.
"You have a problem with your computer" - er no I don't I am running a computer botnet command and control centre from it - would you like to give me the details of your PC and I will slip you a fiver?

 

[smcapstick]

Phone rings
Good morning Madam, this is Internet Security, my name is John, how are you today? (strong accent, you get my drift)
Fine
Good, just to tell you that your computer is sending out terrorist messages and I can fix that for you, please sit at your computer
No, its OK, I am a terrorist, I am allowed.



Silence.

Cheered me up no end!

A pal of mine played along with one, once. Kept them on the line for twenty minutes or so... then informed them he had a Mac

The 'advisor' put her 'manager' on the phone - he began by saying "Hello, barsteward". Even fraudsters in India have good manners!

 

[Old Boar]

Standing in the supermarket yesterday, I realised everyone was looking at me and I had said my thought out loud. . I had said "how can he find it?"

The tannoy had announced "would Mr Smith go to the Confidential room, Mr Smith to the Confidential room"

I disown my brain sometimes.

 

[JP1]