things that make you smile

Deerefarmer

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Location
USA
Well,it made me smile, but I'm sure the driver and or owner wasn't smiling. Or is it photo shopped??
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JWL

Member
Location
Hereford
We were sat down at the dinner table last night pondering about the vegans and their ideals when it struck me that there's a couple of questions I wouldn't mind being answered.
Do vegans breastfeed their offspring?
How the hell do they get pregnant in the first place if they don't take anything from another living mammal?
I suppose they don't do blow jobs either unless they're not too posh to swallow
 
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Campbell

Member
Location
Herefordshire
Daughters message for her job applicants. :scratchhead:

A few things to bear in mind whilst applying for a job on Facebook:
1) A selfie attachment isn’t required
2) “Doesn’t really matter” isn’t acceptable under the ‘employment history’ section
3) Your Mum can’t apply on your behalf
4) Don’t call your prospective employer “Hun”
5) Your opening line shouldn’t be “How much is it?”
6) Hours to suit me, not you.
7) It’s “croissant” not “Crason”
8 ) Working at “Your mom” isn’t your current job
9) It’s not my responsibility to print your CV
10) I can’t text your mates for a reference.
 

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