Weekly Caption Competition

[badger nadgers]

Flight Simulator - Pandemic Lockdown Edition

 

[Netherfield]

And then you spit after having a cock in your mouth.

 

[ProDrive]

Lady boy washes his cock!!!

 

[betweenthelines]

Internet bride said:

"Marry me, you always have wet cock"

 

[betweenthelines]

"You think cock wet, should see how wet pussy is"


For every wet cock, there's a dripping pussy












(Referring to the cat that fell in the pond)

 

[PSQ]

I'll be disappointed if this doesn't get everyone banned from the forum, but here goes:

The mods must all be on holiday, or honeymoon...

 

[betweenthelines]

Bangkok peasant enjoys pleasant pheasant pastime

 

[Bald Rick]

Say what you see: Bukkake

More like Snowballing

 

[betweenthelines]

No, no, I said "wet pluck" pheasant!

 

[DrDunc]

Japanese response to post Brexit trade negotiations suggest they aren't going to swallow rhetoric from Boris

 

[DrDunc]

Posh birds spit on it first

 

[badger nadgers]

More like Snowballing

I had to look that up, but I think snowballing would require 3 animate objects and there's only two.

From wiki:

bukkake has extensive non-sexual use, such as this food tent advertising bukkake udon noodles.

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or sprinkle water),[8] and means "to dash", "splash", or "heavy splash".[4][6][9] The compound verb can be decomposed into a prefix and a verb: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu is a prefix derived from the verb "buchi", which literally means to hit, but the usage of the prefix is a verb-intensifier.[10]

Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out a liquid with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling. Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where hot broth is poured over noodles, as in bukkake udon and bukkake soba.

The photo would therefore represent the act.

As for the smuttier use of the word, it would still show the act, albeit in reverse - from girl onto cock.

 

[badger nadgers]

Upgrade to the Trevi Fountain branded "disappointing".

 

[CPF]

Spitting is fowl

 

[Bald Rick]

I had to look that up, but I think snowballing would require 3 animate objects and there's only two.

From wiki:

bukkake has extensive non-sexual use, such as this food tent advertising bukkake udon noodles.

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or sprinkle water),[8] and means "to dash", "splash", or "heavy splash".[4][6][9] The compound verb can be decomposed into a prefix and a verb: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu is a prefix derived from the verb "buchi", which literally means to hit, but the usage of the prefix is a verb-intensifier.[10]

Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out a liquid with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling. Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where hot broth is poured over noodles, as in bukkake udon and bukkake soba.

The photo would therefore represent the act.

As for the smuttier use of the word, it would still show the act, albeit in reverse - from girl onto cock.

Technically, snowballing requires a minimum of two (although personally I would pass ...) whilst bukkake (not the noodle version which is an interesting variation) needs a minimum of 3 but ideally many more.
However I would suggest that there is far greater damage to the female participant(s) of the latter

 

[Crofter64]

Technically, snowballing requires a minimum of two (although personally I would pass ...) whilst bukkake (not the noodle version which is an interesting variation) needs a minimum of 3 but ideally many more.
However I would suggest that there is far greater damage to the female participant(s) of the latter

Expert now, are you
Must be interesting, living in Anglesey

 

[Bald Rick]

Expert now, are you
Must be interesting, living in Anglesey

Good grief no. I just find it interesting that every human sexual practice has a name. What I don't like is that often young girls are being forced in to performing such acts for the benefit of men and are often badly damaged as a result.

As for Anglesey. .... it is a hotbed

 

[Crofter64]

The mods must all be on holiday, or honeymoon...

Are you on holiday or honeymoon?

 

[PSQ]

And the winner is (drum roll) @CPF , congratulations, your turn.

Spitting is fowl

 

[Still Farming]

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