Weekly Caption Competition

[melted welly]

Donald! Where’s ewe’r trousers?

 

[badger nadgers]

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Scientists are trying to discover why the two-legged one bags up but fails to give birth.
or
Blind Date

 

[badger nadgers]

Extinction Rebellion reveal candidates for impending local government elections.
or
Celebrate the virtual Glastonbury 2021 by recreating the atmosphere of Worthy Farm, wearing recyclable face masks, and setting fire to a bunch of £20 notes.
or
Dogger's improvised PPE failed to mitigate velcro effect of hairy legs on his partner.
or
Smeared superglue on sheep's head detains rustler.
or
Therapy animals: vegans offer their services as emotional support animals to anxious first time lambers
or
Sainsbury's buyer who passed off New Zealand lamb as British finally located.

 

[PSQ]

That moment at the online Parish Council meeting, when you've 'turned the webcam off' but you hear people screaming your name...



.

 

[Crofter64]

‘UK variant’ isn’t quite what you thought it might be.

 

[Wooly]

You know you're ugly when the bag goes onto your head and not onto the sheep

Man who won Win-a-sheep competition had ticked the "No publicity" box

Well done for the entries. A couple of really good ones, but I will go for @betweenthelines as it acheived the most likes.

(@DrDunc a very close runner up)

Over to you @betweenthelines

 

[betweenthelines]

Sorry, don't have the skills to post pictures

 

[Wooly]

Sorry, don't have the skills to post pictures

Better pass it over to @DrDunc ........

 

[DrDunc]

Better pass it over to @DrDunc ........

This seems suspiciously like sloppy seconds ?

Could be worse, could be thirsty thirds

Go on then, caption this

 

[Crofter64]

This seems suspiciously like sloppy seconds ?

Could be worse, could be thirsty thirds

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Go on then, caption this

Woof didn’t bat an eye when Mike dropped in for supper again.

 

[PSQ]

10, 10, 10, 10, 9.5

 

[CPF]

Had to get out the way
Because a fendt was coming other way looked like a 17-year-old ,was at the wheel with a large trailer and it was overloaded.

 

[betweenthelines]

When cyclists go dogging

 

[Netherfield]

Cycle lane ends here.

 

[Crofter64]

His face mask slipped and the bike flipped.

 

[badger nadgers]

Locals prepare as Google Street View car spotted in area

 

[Jackov Altraids]

New battery powered invisible forcefield is very effective at preventing dog thefts.

 

[PSQ]

Someone needs to poke @DrDunc with a stick...

 

[DrDunc]

Someone needs to poke @DrDunc with a stick...

The same stick some bugger poked that bicycle wheel with?

His face mask slipped and the bike flipped.

@Crofter64 over to the poet


@betweenthelines time you learned how to post pictures

 

[Crofter64]

The same stick some bugger poked that bicycle wheel with?

@Crofter64 over to the poet


@betweenthelines time you learned how to post pictures

Thanks Dr Dunc. It is very rewarding to have one’s talents recognised
Try this for the next entry: