Weekly Caption Competition

[CPF]

The sequel to: he never got to finish
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"No you fool, I said I wanted more tatties"

 

[Sailorsam]

"No! Um. That's just...squirrel. Yeah. That's right. Squirrel."

 

[bovrill]

Inspired by a fusion of the French delicacies Ratatouille and Coq au vin, may I present my signature dish, Rat-au-van.
(A rat I ran over in the van)

 

[yin ewe]

There's a rat in ma kitchen what am I gonna do............

 

[Wooly]

'Que ? It's not rat Mr Fawlty, it's special sort of fish.' said Manuel

 

[CPF]

I quite enjoy ratatouille

 

[Netherfield]

How would one like Sir, it Red or Grey.

 

[Two Tone]

 

[badger nadgers]

I thought there was a hair in my food, but it turns out to be just a little Tufty.

 

[Crofter64]

'Que ? It's not rat Mr Fawlty, it's special sort of fish.' said Manuel

It’s back to you @Wooly

As an aside, @Hfd Cattle and his photographs of his delicious dinnersinspired my choice of image:

 

[melted welly]

Is that a litre of cider?!

 

[Still Farming]

The two potatoes spoil that

 

[Wooly]

Thanks, but if anyone has got a good pic, please put it up

First pic only

 

[Muddyroads]

Try this one if you like

 

[Still Farming]

Ann Summers new love toy department gets trial run

 

[bovrill]

'Cause I've got a tongue that's ten inches long,
And I've learnt to breathe through me ears

(Apologies to Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson)

 

[Neil MP]

'Cause I've got a tongue that's ten inches long,
And I've learnt to breathe through me ears

(Apologies to Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson)

Or
I can’t fight for sh!t… but I could lick every cùnt in this room

 

[Hfd Cattle]

Angela Rayner gives her reaction when Kier Starmer says ..." Im Britain's Future"

 

[CPF]

Stop doing that!
I’ve got a horn on.

 

[Still Farming]

Angela Rayner gives her reaction when Kier Starmer says ..." Im Britain's Future"

Missing here fag (cigarettes)