What’s this?

[ste]

Anyone identify this please?

 

[Northeastfarmer]

Looks like a shrew

 

[Bignor Farmer]

Shrew

 

[neilo]

I think you'll find it's an ex-shrew.

 

[ste]

Thanks now just got to solve how it turned up dead outside the bedroom door????

No pets in the house and definitely not a joke by our daughter

 

[Northeastfarmer]

I think you'll find it's an ex-shrew.

Its still early...It’s only sleeping...

 

[Northeastfarmer]

Thanks now just got to solve how it turned up dead outside the bedroom door????

No pets in the house and definitely not a joke by our daughter

Have you got a cat?

 

[Nearly]

It's a lost ex-shrew visiting its mousy country cousins.
I wouldn't want flu with a nose that size.

 

[ste]

Have you got a cat?

No pets at all

 

[Bald Rick]

Blue gingham tablecloth and "one sheet doss" Plenty kitchen paper.

Where do I claim my TFF points?

 

[ste]

Blue gingham tablecloth and "one sheet doss" Plenty kitchen paper.

Where do I claim my TFF points?

Sorry only 50% right it’s posh toilet roll for the ladies of the house [emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Hindsight]

Lunch? Roasted with a side garnish. Ideal if on a diet?

 

[Hindsight]

Sorry only 50% right it’s posh toilet roll for the ladies of the house [emoji16][emoji16]

Izal for you sir?

 

[ste]

Izal for you sir?

[emoji106][emoji106]

 

[topground]

Is this the ' How to move a dead Shrew? thread?

 

[milkloss]

Is this the ' How to move a dead Shrew? thread?

I got this one..... Take the tube from the centre of your roll of 'plenty' (as identified by Baldie-the -horn), insert shrew like a ballistic missile launcher and flick it out of the bedroom window into the neighbours.

 

[Nearly]

I got this one..... Take the tube from the centre of your roll of 'plenty' (as identified by Baldie-the -horn), insert shrew like a ballistic missile launcher and flick it out of the bedroom window into the neighbours.

That must be how it got there in the first place?

 

[Sid]

Have you got a cat?

No he has a shrew

 

[Gong Farmer]

Our cats bring them in occasionally, apparently they taste bad so they won't eat them.

 

[Av Gorritt]

I'd lay plenty of 6 to 4 on , that we haven't heard the last of this posting . I think you'll see a few outlandish postings on this subject.