Wtf are Morrisons thinking

[gwi1890]

It was bloody mafting today…didn’t need the heating on unless you’re a fanny

we haven’t had heating on since February, there’s a 90 year old woman who lives up the road from us she didn’t know central heating existed.

 

[Northeastfarmer]

we haven’t had heating on since February, there’s a 90 year old woman who lives up the road from us she didn’t know central heating existed.

And she’s harder than Bob who needs the heating on in the middle of a heatwave

 

[bobk]

we haven’t had heating on since February, there’s a 90 year old woman who lives up the road from us she didn’t know central heating existed.

Ard .

 

[Bury the Trash]

cooler keeps food better any way, like old fashioned larders .

 

[bobk]

And she’s harder than Bob who needs the heating on in the middle of a heatwave

f**k me , it was 1 this morning , heatwave my arse

 

[gwi1890]

f**k me , it was 1 this morning , heatwave my arse

Buy a coat and gloves next time your there

 

[Northeastfarmer]

f**k me , it was 1 this morning , heatwave my arse

Where do you live? Iceland? It was like the equator up here today…you wanna get yourself some heated knickers

 

[bobk]

Where do you live? Iceland? It was like the equator up here today…you wanna get yourself some heated knickers

You woofters don't know what cold is , or heat , mild coastal that's you

 

[Northeastfarmer]

You woofters don't know what cold is , or heat , mild coastal that's you

Me a woofer? I’m not the one bitching it was cold like a soft Nancy boy
If you came up here you wouldn’t last 5 minutes before you looked like a brass monkey

 

[bobk]

Me a woofer? I’m not the one bitching it was cold like a soft Nancy boy
If you came up here you wouldn’t last 5 minutes before you looked like a brass monkey

Probably take one of my jumpers off

 

[Northeastfarmer]

Probably take one of my jumpers off

And your bra

 

[David.]

 

[teslacoils]

Rob Newman = comedy legend.
David Baddiel = getting a laugh from fart jokes since 1989

 

[M-J-G]

f**k me , it was 1 this morning , heatwave my arse

So you were cold this morning, then you went into a shop and you were still cold.
I'm starting to think it's just you!

You'd have thought there'd have been an old woman in the store that would have noticed how soft you are and done the honourable thing and offered you her coat or at least a head scarf.

 

[PSQ]

I know we have a gas and leccy crisis , but this morning we had to drop in to one , 70% of the lights turned off and no heating ,

Are you sure you didn't just get locked in?

 

[M-J-G]

Are you sure you didn't just get locked in?

Seriously, who's gonna keep Bob around for any longer than they have to.

 

[wr.]

They're ARD oop narth

 

[M-J-G]

I know we have a gas and leccy crisis , but this morning we had to drop in to one , 70% of the lights turned off and no heating ,

These Yanks know a good time , wtf ...

What are you moaning about ya old goat, no wonder you're cold all the time.

We're you going to the shops for a free heat up or what?

 

[Bongodog]

I've noticed our local tesco is now rather cooler than it used to be, not an issue as such, but when it's reasonably warm you then end up underdressed in the shop

 

[Gong Farmer]

I know we have a gas and leccy crisis , but this morning we had to drop in to one , 70% of the lights turned off and no heating ,

These Yanks know a good time , wtf ...

You sure it was open? Did you have any trouble getting in?