It’s truly your lucky day. I can offer you a wonderful opportunity to invest capital in a sheep flock. Just look at how values have climbed in 12 months to see that you probably can’t go wrong (disclaimer: past performance is no guide to future returns).
I will lease you some ewes at a very reasonable rate, and you will receive a 50% share of the profits (after my management & contracting fees are deducted).
As an added incentive, you can receive a full 100% of the profits from the wool sales.
Best be quick, such golden investment opportunities don’t come up very often.
I will be running this truly golden opportunity past my senior financial controller and Investment Adviser, as this is indeed a rare offer and would be a valuable addition to my investments...
I question the wool cheque mind, because as all "right thinking folk know" the future is EasyCare!!
Such a wonderful offer will not have been since the days when the Franjklin Mint used to offer some wonderful deal on "Limited Edition Medallions!!" only 500,000 will be stamped Made from real Metal, and plated with Real Gold plate like material!