Business loans, 100% government backed,

[steveR]

It’s truly your lucky day. I can offer you a wonderful opportunity to invest capital in a sheep flock. Just look at how values have climbed in 12 months to see that you probably can’t go wrong (disclaimer: past performance is no guide to future returns).

I will lease you some ewes at a very reasonable rate, and you will receive a 50% share of the profits (after my management & contracting fees are deducted).

As an added incentive, you can receive a full 100% of the profits from the wool sales.

Best be quick, such golden investment opportunities don’t come up very often.

I will be running this truly golden opportunity past my senior financial controller and Investment Adviser, as this is indeed a rare offer and would be a valuable addition to my investments...

I question the wool cheque mind, because as all "right thinking folk know" the future is EasyCare!!

Such a wonderful offer will not have been since the days when the Franjklin Mint used to offer some wonderful deal on "Limited Edition Medallions!!" only 500,000 will be stamped Made from real Metal, and plated with Real Gold plate like material!

 

[steveR]

Key word: Sensible???

Every time, my senior financial controller, aka Herself, was not impressed at the bunch of AAX I bought a fornight ago at all... Not a sensible price at all.....

 

[Still Farming]

 

[Headless chicken]

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i suspect ifcovid continues for much longer then we could see them written off totally

 

[Hilly]

Our next generation will be paying for this for years

Never mind the next generation , this generation will be paying all their days , the price of nanny state is high .

 

[SilliamWhale]

Never mind the next generation , this generation will be paying all their days , the price of nanny state is high .

Don't worry. We will come up with an "innovative financial mechanism" to ameliorate it

 

[Hilly]

Don't worry. We will come up with an "innovative financial mechanism" to ameliorate it

Just as long as the printer Disney run out of Chy nezzz ink

 

[Iogijones]

Its peanut money compared the cost of the last world war.

 

[Red Fred]

Its peanut money compared the cost of the last world war.

The material cost must have been vast. Imaging building 800 airfields, or the financial cost of losing 100 Lancasters in a single night.

 

[Mc115reed]

The material cost must have been vast. Imaging building 800 airfields, or the financial cost of losing 100 Lancasters in a single night.

Back in them days though people had a bit of fire in there belly’s and a work ethic... loose 100 in a night but built 110 over night [emoji23] these days would take 3 years of planning just too think about making 1

 

[Wombat]

i suspect ifcovid continues for much longer then we could see them written off totally

Nope as thats the easy cop out and those of us who didn; take one would be competitively disadvantaged

 

[Red Fred]

Funnily enough, I just noticed a news feed article on how they are going to rebuild the Lancaster's tail- it says each cost £40,000 in those days, or £2million in today's money. So the Nuremberg raid cost £400million in aeroplane write offs alone. With the cost of the crew training, fuel, airfields, and vast backup, it must have cost billions every night.

 

[Still Farming]

HSBC OPT OUT of industry wide plan to collect uppaid emergency covid loans allegedly???

 

[Headless chicken]

Nope as thats the easy cop out and those of us who didn; take one would be competitively disadvantaged

Agreed but since when have you known life to ever be fair?

 

[Hilly]

Its peanut money compared the cost of the last world war.

Do you know when they paid that off ?

 

[som farmer]

Do you know when they paid that off ?

about 10 yrs ago.
the interesting bit about the massive debt we are amassing, is a lot of it is either negative interest, or very low rate, so obviously the money market thinks brexit will work. Negative interest, and inflation, could quickly knock huge amounts of borrowing off.

 

[Hilly]

about 10 yrs ago.
the interesting bit about the massive debt we are amassing, is a lot of it is either negative interest, or very low rate, so obviously the money market thinks brexit will work. Negative interest, and inflation, could quickly knock huge amounts of borrowing off.

Interesting times ahead, I doubt it’s all going to be beer n skittles though .

 

[Wombat]

Agreed but since when have you known life to ever be fair?

I tell my kids lifes never fair but if they are going to write them off they should make it clear then people can apply, otherwise it will be like the latestest countryside grants don;t apply if you cannot get the item in time then after the closing date change then fecking date stuff can be bought by, strokers

 

[SilliamWhale]

I tell my kids lifes never fair but if they are going to write them off they should make it clear then people can apply, otherwise it will be like the latestest countryside grants don;t apply if you cannot get the item in time then after the closing date change then fecking date stuff can be bought by, strokers

Don't worry they won't write them off.

Anyway if you didn't need it you won't have been affected?

 

[Wombat]

Don't worry they won't write them off.

Anyway if you didn't need it you won't have been affected?

Been affected just didn;t claim,