diary of a comedy sheep farm

ImLost · Feb 6, 2022

Bracklandbarn said:
Id have thought so... the electrics on mart weighbridge were cut so was told to put a reserve on lambs if I wanted- but all repaired in time so couldn’t get away with telling them the lambs were all 45kg! Drone flying overhead all morning too First time I was told to stop completely by police at entrance to let the mentalists film me and shout obscenities, usually can inch forward and keep them moving

First time my brother encountered them he was driving for me with cattle in the trailer. Told him if he stopped for them I would give him a black eye. There were quite a few of them there that day and they parted like the red sea when I shouted GO! STICK YOUR FOOT DOWN NOW!! in my brothers ear. Was mildly amusing to see them checking their coats for scuff marks from a dirty truck and one or two half heartedly running after us, film cameras in hand.

There may have also been an announcement made that day before the main cattle sale about "not making hand gestures at the vegans and police when entering the market"

Sharpy · Feb 6, 2022

spin cycle said:
she's had worse and come out fighting again ......might rename her 'bruce'...as in diehard'

Knowing your luck more like " The Bruce " . IE finish up in bits scattered to the four winds.......

yellowbelly · Feb 6, 2022

spin cycle said:
might rename her 'bruce'

"Good game, good game!"

As it's a gender change, Bruce Jenner might be more appropriate :scratchhead:

robbie · Feb 6, 2022

yellowbelly said:
View attachment 1015042 "Good game, good game!"

As it's a gender change, Bruce Jenner might be more appropriate
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Gotta call his baler Bruce Jenner as they both have some parts missing!

Will 1594 · Feb 7, 2022

it’s robbies birthday today 45

global warming with all cannells

robbie · Feb 7, 2022

Will 1594 said:
it’s robbies birthday today 45
global warming with all cannells

Your a right cunny funt you are!!!!!!
I've got a bloody long way to go to catch you up!!!!!
36 today, just a boy!!!!

robbie · Feb 7, 2022

robbie said:
Your a right cunny funt you are!!!!!!
I've got a bloody long way to go to catch you up!!!!!
36 today, just a boy!!!!

Will 1594 · Feb 7, 2022

spin cycle · Feb 7, 2022

robbie said:
Your a right cunny funt you are!!!!!!
I've got a bloody long way to go to catch you up!!!!!
36 today, just a boy!!!!

Ahhh.....an aquarius,,,,that does explain a lot

monday

went round the rat bait stations....first time this year and indeed winter.....got some evidence of critters about during last week....have the cats moved out :scratchhead:

milly retained her afterbirth....of course she did

.....i've no AB.....not used any since last april

(i know it's a fairy ,,,but i can't find an angel emoji).....anyhoo mrs spin went to vets

10 lambs to abattoir....saw a coupla 'real' tractors...an amber flashing 'pimped' nash 584 and a very nice working ford 7610

bought my fertiliser...see price tracker thread

in other news....you might remember i missed mrs spins 'luvvy' production cos it was cancelled after a covid outbreak....anyhoo a 'bootleg' recording has emerged on youtube.....sounds not great but thought i'd share

....mrs spin will be pleased

(she's the 'accountant' in the blue dress)

robbie · Feb 7, 2022

spin cycle said:
Ahhh.....an aquarius,,,,that does explain a lot

monday

went round the rat bait stations....first time this year and indeed winter.....got some evidence of critters about during last week....have the cats moved out

milly retained her afterbirth....of course she did.....i've no AB.....not used any since last april (i know it's a fairy ,,,but i can't find an angel emoji).....anyhoo mrs spin went to vets

10 lambs to abattoir....saw a coupla 'real' tractors...an amber flashing 'pimped' nash 584 and a very nice working ford 7610

bought my fertiliser...see price tracker thread

in other news....you might remember i missed mrs spins 'luvvy' production cos it was cancelled after a covid outbreak....anyhoo a 'bootleg' recording has emerged on youtube.....sounds not great but thought i'd share ....mrs spin will be pleased (she's the 'accountant' in the blue dress)

Yep, aquirius.....explains a hell of a lot!!!!
Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, galileo,Thomas Edison, franklin d roosevelt, Bob Marley and not for getting Christiano Renaldo!!!

wrenbird · Feb 7, 2022

All the best people are Aquarian

spin cycle · Feb 7, 2022

robbie said:
Yep, aquirius.....explains a hell of a lot!!!!
Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, galileo,Thomas Edison, franklin d roosevelt, Bob Marley and not for getting Christiano Renaldo!!!

hmm charles darwin :scratchhead:

....makes you the 'missing link'

robbie · Feb 7, 2022

Something like that!!!

primmiemoo · Feb 7, 2022

wrenbird said:
All the best people are Aquarian

Apart from us who ben't

Flat 10 · Feb 7, 2022

spin cycle said:
hmm charles darwin ....makes you the 'missing link'

Very good spin very good.

primmiemoo · Feb 7, 2022

Thanks for the brilliant panto, Spin!

all round ~ and I've only watched the first scene

Bury the Trash · Feb 7, 2022

robbie said:
Yep, aquirius.....explains a hell of a lot!!!!
Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, galileo,Thomas Edison, franklin d roosevelt, Bob Marley and not for getting Christiano Renaldo!!!

You forgot Jennifer Aniston ...

They can be a pita to live with sometimes mind you

wrenbird · Feb 7, 2022

Who? Jens or Aquarians? ( I may have an opinion on this for several reasons

).

Bury the Trash · Feb 7, 2022

wrenbird said:
Who? Jens or Aquarians? ( I may have an opinion on this for several reasons ).

i meant Aquarians .

.

no i do i love them, really (female ones anyway

) very determined characters and hard to keep up with at times that's for sure.

spin cycle · Feb 8, 2022

Bury the Trash said:
i meant Aquarians ..

no i do i love them, really (female ones anyway ) very determined characters and hard to keep up with at times that's for sure.

keep going 'trashy'

admirals an aquarius

....81 next week

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