diary of a comedy sheep farm

Bracklandbarn

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Suffolk
b'stard vegans?.....didn't go today as rang abattoir friday and they wanted monday....which is unusual
Id have thought so... the electrics on mart weighbridge were cut so was told to put a reserve on lambs if I wanted- but all repaired in time so couldn’t get away with telling them the lambs were all 45kg! Drone flying overhead all morning too 🙄 First time I was told to stop completely by police at entrance to let the mentalists film me and shout obscenities, usually can inch forward and keep them moving 😡
 
think he has been thinking about his wife’s stockings while baling
 

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spin cycle

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Location
north norfolk
sunday

a day of visitations:)

chores done i retire to holiday let ....i'm equipped with biccies ....tea/coffee and evap milk:love:.......got the computer and am drafting a missive to the accountant when @Texel Tup arrives.....the next hour and a half flies by as we put world to rights😁😁....offers 'hurdler babysitter' service if i'm in need👍....mind you they look angelic in shed.....wait til a sunny spring day when a hurdlers mind turns to pastures new😁

wandered indoors and admiral on phone to slightly confused boy relaying a message he'd taken ' tell da em no int olt'......i retire to holiday let ...put kettle on and the yorkies arrive for natter:)......then whilst i'm showing mrs yorkie milly +1 ....yorkie is doing his paparazzi :rolleyes:

matters arising.....first i'm bloomin knacked....entertaining is more exhausting than work😁.....secondly what is this 'fetish obsession' with how much string i use on my round bales:scratchhead:.......i mean why use more than needed?.....with the vermeer i was getting 30 bales a ball but with the oh deere i can get up to 40😁
 

carbonfibre farmer

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Arable Farmer
sunday

a day of visitations:)

chores done i retire to holiday let ....i'm equipped with biccies ....tea/coffee and evap milk:love:.......got the computer and am drafting a missive to the accountant when @Texel Tup arrives.....the next hour and a half flies by as we put world to rights😁😁....offers 'hurdler babysitter' service if i'm in need👍....mind you they look angelic in shed.....wait til a sunny spring day when a hurdlers mind turns to pastures new😁

wandered indoors and admiral on phone to slightly confused boy relaying a message he'd taken ' tell da em no int olt'......i retire to holiday let ...put kettle on and the yorkies arrive for natter:)......then whilst i'm showing mrs yorkie milly +1 ....yorkie is doing his paparazzi :rolleyes:

matters arising.....first i'm bloomin knacked....entertaining is more exhausting than work😁.....secondly what is this 'fetish obsession' with how much string i use on my round bales:scratchhead:.......i mean why use more than needed?.....with the vermeer i was getting 30 bales a ball but with the oh deere i can get up to 40😁
Not just me that papps then spin....😉😂
 

robbie

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BASIS
sunday

a day of visitations:)

chores done i retire to holiday let ....i'm equipped with biccies ....tea/coffee and evap milk:love:.......got the computer and am drafting a missive to the accountant when @Texel Tup arrives.....the next hour and a half flies by as we put world to rights😁😁....offers 'hurdler babysitter' service if i'm in need👍....mind you they look angelic in shed.....wait til a sunny spring day when a hurdlers mind turns to pastures new😁

wandered indoors and admiral on phone to slightly confused boy relaying a message he'd taken ' tell da em no int olt'......i retire to holiday let ...put kettle on and the yorkies arrive for natter:)......then whilst i'm showing mrs yorkie milly +1 ....yorkie is doing his paparazzi :rolleyes:

matters arising.....first i'm bloomin knacked....entertaining is more exhausting than work😁.....secondly what is this 'fetish obsession' with how much string i use on my round bales:scratchhead:.......i mean why use more than needed?.....with the vermeer i was getting 30 bales a ball but with the oh deere i can get up to 40😁
Do you mean you get 40 bale per ball from the Johnny queer or just 40 bales a season out of it???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

ImLost

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Not sure
The pea halum is feed from the gods 😁
@ImLost has been very complementary about it too 😊

Our "snack lovin beet haulier" has just been here. Not making puddles in the yard like some hauliers it would seem.

We might need a "conversation" about what's left......

It does the job 😉

Could do with @spin cycle sheds to stack it in and fill with cattle though!!!
 

spin cycle

Member
Location
north norfolk
Robbie i see he had the vermeer in the shed 🙄

Perhaps he thinks if he treats it well it'll behave itself when he wants to use it.

Don't think I'd give it shed room.

Nettle shed 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and growing first cut

Best place for it...... Unless EMR have room for it in there "shed"

Cost more to disposevof belts and tyres

A "mishap" at harvest time would sort that!!!

she's had worse and come out fighting again 😁 ......might rename her 'bruce'...as in diehard'😁😁
 

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