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electric Paint stripper gun in the air intake might work.

Wouldn't fancy being aircrew on those planes! Hope the doors are securely locked

The best substitute for cigarettes and pipes is to take a walk to Mothercare and buy a dummy to suck on. Or you could buy a pen to suck and chew on. All this nicotine addiction is just bs. As an ex smoker, the habit was broken by nibbling peanuts to go with my pint, Gave away my lighter when the...

Brilliant! I work it out to be £127,750 revenue from a smoker over a 50 yr. timescale. I'd just like to thank him for shouldering that tax burden so I don't have to. Keep up the good work!

Is this it?

I wonder if many elderly cows develop cancers in the proportions humans do.

Has Iran walked into an Israeli trap,giving them an excuse to attack their nuclear sites? Iran may be better prepared than Saddam was but I'll bet Israel has ways and means. Wouldn't fancy reporting for work in one of those sites.

Abattoirs would likely see tumours regularly if they were butchering I would imagine.

Don't know the layout of your tractor but would it be useful to have a plastic container strapped on somewhere as a small tank. Would have to top up more often. Just a thought. I might do this when an old tank eventually fails.

Yeeeee Heeeeee!

I was exaggerating a bit in that post maybe but does cancer in cows really come proportionally close to 1in 2?

One in two humans get cancer so how come cows don't? Don't think they get alzheimers either cos they remember how to open gates and escape!

I don't mind a level playing field. Run a natural gas supply to my little plot and I'll stop burning oil or solid fuels or expensive electricity. Yeah and they can make the field level by having a national price for an energy unit. That'll be the day!

I quite like the smell of burning wood.

The West to blame for the floods in Russia? We should ask Mr Putin, no doubt he'll have the latest information that points a finger at the West!

If the idea of a god was debunked today, tomorrow would be flooded with gods, that's human nature, We need something or someone to look up to, a bit like sucking on a vape as a substitute for a tit.

Whose land?

Hopefully by those that don't like rape/mutilation/and other barbaric actions.and try to live peacefully.

More believable coming out of a Israeli mouth. Some cruel people in that part of the world, I've seen the Press reports.

And whipped on his bare bum!