Bizarre

[milkloss]

16 blokes!!! Don't go investigating behind that maize cover without some studded boots on or else all that lube might make you slip over.

 

[primmiemoo]

Cavaliers or Roundheads?

 

[Widgetone]

Moderators, where are you!!!


Hiking most likely...

 

[Boysground]

Apparently it’s not uncommon around here. I’ve only been farming this patch for 20 years and never seen them before.

Be careful around Salisbury is all I can say

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[Martin Holden]

So it’s a nice sunny day and I am in the middle of nowhere ploughing. The field has a footpath going though the middle. I have just had 16 blokes wearing nothing but shoes and backpacks walk by

Not what I wanted to see while eating lunch

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Shame you weren’t pulling a muck spreader!!

 

[Martin Holden]

Your picture could have made front cover of the 2021 Countryfile calendar!!!

 

[Red Fred]

Be careful around Salisbury is all I can say

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I was turning the hay by the river one day and a lovely young redheaded lady came floating past from Salisbury direction on a lilo, wearing nothing but a smile. I stopped to ask the old fisherman nearby if I had been seeing things, but he also had a distant smile on his face. What we couldn't figure out was how she was going to get back to Salisbury with no clothes, unless they do special X3 buses for naturists.

 

[curlietailz]

What’s the legal position then. Being naked on a public footpath.
I reckon you’d get arrested if you were wandering around town with nowt on so rules should be same on a footpath ??
Or am I just a grumpy old woman. Bah humbug

 

[PSQ]

@Boysground You know, manners cost nothing. We were just a little bit surprised that you didn't wave back

We took your username as an invitation...

 

[neilo]

I was turning the hay by the river one day and a lovely young redheaded lady came floating past from Salisbury direction on a lilo, wearing nothing but a smile. I stopped to ask the old fisherman nearby if I had been seeing things, but he also had a distant smile on his face. What we couldn't figure out was how she was going to get back to Salisbury with no clothes, unless they do special X3 buses for naturists.

The more chivalrous amongst us might have waded in to give the poor damsel in distress a hand.

On second thoughts, maybe not if she was one of those feisty gings.

 

[Goweresque]

What’s the legal position then. Being naked on a public footpath.
I reckon you’d get arrested if you were wandering around town with nowt on so rules should be same on a footpath ??
Or am I just a grumpy old woman. Bah humbug

There was that naked rambler guy who was trying to walk from one end of the UK to the other and he was arrested repeatedly. He spend a large part of 2006-2016 in jail for repeated public nudity offences.

Stephen Gough - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Bald Rick]

Cavaliers or Roundheads?

Got a preference?

Asking for a friend

 

[Boysground]

One of the locals has told me it’s not illegal. I am not sure about that, definitely not going to try it out

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[steveR]

The more chivalrous amongst us might have waded in to give the poor damsel in distress a hand.

On second thoughts, maybe not if she was one of those feisty gings.

A very sensible decision.... I know all about the dangers

 

[jondear]

That’ll be your penance for ploughing, if you’d been DD’ing they would have been wearing Mankini’s...

No they would have been naked blondes!

 

[David.]

Hold on a minute. The oddest thing about that scenario is that you were ploughing.

 

[Lazy Sod]

I think that public nudity is ok unless it's likely to outrage public decency. Were you outraged @Boysground?

 

[Boysground]

I think that public nudity is ok unless it's likely to outrage public decency. Were you outraged @Boysground?

More slightly miffed as it put me off my lunch

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[Fruitbat]

Presume you’re preparing ready for naked oats?


I’ll get my coat.....

 

[Red Fred]

I saw a nude walker and he said "Nice out, isn't it? " so I replied "Yes, I think I'll get mine out..."