Bull Viagra

[flyonthewall]

So two youngish bulls here are getting a bit worn out, I give the lads extra cake but they’re not exactly on it! Vet says there’s no such thing as viagra for cattle, but just did a google search and it appears that the Mexicans have such a product as a chap took some for a hot date with a 30 year old woman and ended up with a boner for 3 days! Just wondering if anyone’s heard of it on the UK market?

 

[puntabrava]

What’s the old joke,

Yes is avaliable here, cannot remember the name of it but tastes like a polo mint.

 

[Purli R]

Asking for a friend?

 

[Agriimark]

3 days you say. . Hmm wonder if they do a similar product for females, of the human breed

 

[JSmith]

What state was she in when the Mexican had finished with her that’s what I’d like to know??

 

[Nithsdale]

What state was she in when the Mexican had finished with her that’s what I’d like to know??

She stood him up.


So he ordered apple pie

 

[JSmith]

She stood him up.


So he ordered apple pie

Hope it was warm!!

 

[Nithsdale]

Hope it was warm!!

He requested body temp. I'd guess

 

[neilo]

What state was she in when the Mexican had finished with her that’s what I’d like to know??

I expect she still had a bloody headache.

 

[JSmith]

How fit was the woman to warrant BULL viagra?? No no I can’t possibly just take normal viagra on Saturday I know bull viagra that’ll do it!!

 

[Nithsdale]

How fit was the woman to warrant BULL viagra?? No no I can’t possibly just take normal viagra on Saturday I know bull viagra that’ll do it!!

When she's a fugly munter but you've no had a hole in years and she's the only one saying yes?

Needs must to power through

 

[JSmith]

Or like a friend did, an I don’t know why because apparently he didn’t need it, but they went camping an got a bit tipsy an he was thinking he was gonna do all sorts to her, took a viagra an promptly had a row with her an was banished to the car for the night!

 

[neilo]

Or like a friend did, an I don’t know why because apparently he didn’t need it, but they went camping an got a bit tipsy an he was thinking he was gonna do all sorts to her, took a viagra an promptly had a row with her an was banished to the car for the night!

Did your ‘friend’ say how long it took to wear off? Or did he wear it off?

 

[JSmith]

Did your ‘friend’ say how long it took to wear off? Or did he wear it off?

It was a very frustrating night for him I know that, he went through two pairs of socks by day brake 🖐

 

[Nithsdale]

It was a very frustrating night for him I know that, he went through two pairs of socks by day brake 🖐

Jings. Who knew these pills make your feet cold. That should be written on the packet...

 

[flyonthewall]

Nope genuinely for the bulls, got two lads covering 130 sucklers and before anybody says anything I know I need at least four on the job! Mother’s reticent for me to buy more bulls unless she can put them on halter and lead them about. Got 84 calves last year with one Hereford on the job, albeit over a three month calving window. Bet the yanks use viagra....

 

[Yale]

Where’s @Bald Rick when you need him?

 

[Bald Rick]

Where’s @Bald Rick when you need him?

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