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I'd rather play with real tits than watch a stupid one on TV.
Smithy don't like tits...
I'd rather play with real tits than watch a stupid one on TV.
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so far tonight he’s eaten 1/3 of my tea, drank 1/2 my brew, stole my cornetto and ate 90% of it before giving me a bit of soggy cone back to finish. I want a drink but be damned to opening one while he’s still up!! It’s a bloody good job I think they’re both brilliant and hilarious.
I know, I didn’t think it was gonna be so ANTI beef!! Sometimes you just get píssed off with your industry constantly being accused of being the ruination of the planet!! I know you won’t stop people eating beef but why is no one going to government with a counter argument and getting support for uk agriculture and getting food production back at the top of the list for being self sufficientWhy bother watching? All you do is raise your blood pressure.
You haven't had any kids yet you will then only have 1 option.I'd rather play with real tits than watch a stupid one on TV.
Cheeky cxntAt his age he needs something to keep it pumping…
TwàtSmithy don't like tits...
My son is 10 next week.You haven't had any kids yet you will then only have 1 option.
Ok apart from that small fact.My son is 10 next week.
I took the kids to the Xmas tree festival at the church, wish I’d of gone to the pub after, I could talked shít instead of listening to it!!What else are you going to do on a cold Friday night?....
I know, I didn’t think it was gonna be so ANTI beef!! Sometimes you just get píssed off with your industry constantly being accused of being the ruination of the planet!! I know you won’t stop people eating beef but why is no one going to government with a counter argument and getting support for uk agriculture and getting food production back at the top of the list for being self sufficient
I've been trapped most of the week with the kids ,i'm gladI took the kids to the Xmas tree festival at the church, wish I’d of gone to the pub after, I could talked shít instead of listening to it!!
I took the kids to the Xmas tree festival at the church, wish I’d of gone to the pub after, I could talked shít instead of listening to it!!
We knowAs I told Lord Griffin at Longtown... I am a cvnt
Think yourself lucky, I’m used to them writing cars off getting pisse d and shagging the neighbours daughtersFor Sale.
Male Child. Just turned 1. Very cute, very smiley. Very noiseyOpen to offers exceeding 2 yorkie bars.
so far tonight he’s eaten 1/3 of my tea, drank 1/2 my brew, stole my cornetto and ate 90% of it before giving me a bit of soggy cone back to finish. I want a drink but be damned to opening one while he’s still up!! It’s a bloody good job I think they’re both brilliant and hilarious.
Why did I read that as if I was Peter KayFor Sale.
Male Child. Just turned 1. Very cute, very smiley. Very noiseyOpen to offers exceeding 2 yorkie bars.
so far tonight he’s eaten 1/3 of my tea, drank 1/2 my brew, stole my cornetto and ate 90% of it before giving me a bit of soggy cone back to finish. I want a drink but be damned to opening one while he’s still up!! It’s a bloody good job I think they’re both brilliant and hilarious.
Moobs wasn’t itSmithy don't like tits...
Think yourself lucky, I’m used to them writing cars off getting pisse d and shagging the neighbours daughters
You have that bit all to come to
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Is that game stick any good ??? Wife’s ordered the wee fella oneIt was my birthday last week... I got a bottle of rum a drone and one of those TV sticks which has thousands of old computer games on it (basically every games console made upto 2000!!)... I'm reliving my youth playing Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog
I might get drunk and crash the drone later