Confessions of the Sheep/Beef Cattle/Pig Addicts

[Nithsdale]

I'd rather play with real tits than watch a stupid one on TV.

Smithy don't like tits...

 

[Nithsdale]

....
so far tonight he’s eaten 1/3 of my tea, drank 1/2 my brew, stole my cornetto and ate 90% of it before giving me a bit of soggy cone back to finish. I want a drink but be damned to opening one while he’s still up!! It’s a bloody good job I think they’re both brilliant and hilarious.

What's wrong?.. You worried he will drink you under the table?

 

[JSmith]

Why bother watching? All you do is raise your blood pressure.

I know, I didn’t think it was gonna be so ANTI beef!! Sometimes you just get píssed off with your industry constantly being accused of being the ruination of the planet!! I know you won’t stop people eating beef but why is no one going to government with a counter argument and getting support for uk agriculture and getting food production back at the top of the list for being self sufficient

 

[lloyd]

I'd rather play with real tits than watch a stupid one on TV.

You haven't had any kids yet you will then only have 1 option.

 

[JSmith]

At his age he needs something to keep it pumping…

Cheeky cxnt

 

[JSmith]

Smithy don't like tits...

Twàt

 

[unlacedgecko]

You haven't had any kids yet you will then only have 1 option.

My son is 10 next week.

 

[lloyd]

My son is 10 next week.

Ok apart from that small fact.

 

[JSmith]

What else are you going to do on a cold Friday night?....

I took the kids to the Xmas tree festival at the church, wish I’d of gone to the pub after, I could talked shít instead of listening to it!!

 

[Nithsdale]

I know, I didn’t think it was gonna be so ANTI beef!! Sometimes you just get píssed off with your industry constantly being accused of being the ruination of the planet!! I know you won’t stop people eating beef but why is no one going to government with a counter argument and getting support for uk agriculture and getting food production back at the top of the list for being self sufficient

The (global) meat industry has reportedly got a group of heavyweight delegates attending COP28 currently, putting quite a bit of pressure on nations about the benefits of meat eating AND arguing the case that ruminants are not destroying the planet like the vegans claim


The vegans are crying and claiming the meat industry has governments in their pockets like the Tobacco and Oil industries have

 

[Nithsdale]

Twàt

As I told Lord Griffin at Longtown... I am a cvnt

 

[lloyd]

I took the kids to the Xmas tree festival at the church, wish I’d of gone to the pub after, I could talked shít instead of listening to it!!

I've been trapped most of the week with the kids ,i'm glad
my wife doesn't teach wk ends.

 

[Nithsdale]

I took the kids to the Xmas tree festival at the church, wish I’d of gone to the pub after, I could talked shít instead of listening to it!!

It was my birthday last week... I got a bottle of rum a drone and one of those TV sticks which has thousands of old computer games on it (basically every games console made upto 2000!!)... I'm reliving my youth playing Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog



I might get drunk and crash the drone later

 

[JSmith]

As I told Lord Griffin at Longtown... I am a cvnt

We know

 

[livestock 1]

For Sale.

Male Child. Just turned 1. Very cute, very smiley. Very noiseyOpen to offers exceeding 2 yorkie bars.

so far tonight he’s eaten 1/3 of my tea, drank 1/2 my brew, stole my cornetto and ate 90% of it before giving me a bit of soggy cone back to finish. I want a drink but be damned to opening one while he’s still up!! It’s a bloody good job I think they’re both brilliant and hilarious.

Think yourself lucky, I’m used to them writing cars off getting pisse d and shagging the neighbours daughters
You have that bit all to come to
Enjoy this part

 

[Cowpoke82]

For Sale.

Male Child. Just turned 1. Very cute, very smiley. Very noiseyOpen to offers exceeding 2 yorkie bars.

so far tonight he’s eaten 1/3 of my tea, drank 1/2 my brew, stole my cornetto and ate 90% of it before giving me a bit of soggy cone back to finish. I want a drink but be damned to opening one while he’s still up!! It’s a bloody good job I think they’re both brilliant and hilarious.

Why did I read that as if I was Peter Kay

 

[Cowpoke82]

Smithy don't like tits...

Moobs wasn’t it

 

[Nithsdale]

Think yourself lucky, I’m used to them writing cars off getting pisse d and shagging the neighbours daughters
You have that bit all to come to
Enjoy this part

Our neighbours never had any daughters for when I was growing up




Inconsiderate tvvats

 

[Cowpoke82]

It was my birthday last week... I got a bottle of rum a drone and one of those TV sticks which has thousands of old computer games on it (basically every games console made upto 2000!!)... I'm reliving my youth playing Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog



I might get drunk and crash the drone later

Is that game stick any good ??? Wife’s ordered the wee fella one

 

[lloyd]

Thankgod that factually incorrect s**t is over.