Crappy spring crops

[Mr Charisma]

a couple of pics of some iffy spring crops
Some stunted maize , a bit of poor linseed and a few sunflowers to cheer me up.

 

[Mr Charisma]

Nephew is 6’1”

 

[PSQ]

Nephew is 6’1”

You've clearly been feeding your crops and your nephew plenty of MiracleGrow

The Americans go on about maze needing to be "knee high by the 4th of July"...

 

[Spencer]

Think it’s quite clear all the above have been treated with Amino A..

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Good pH status too....,

 

[Steevo]

iffy crops?

I'd hate to see your good ones!!!

Neighbour's maize here is 4' high in places and that looks well advanced....

 

[texelburger]

Are you sure your nephew isn't about to be eaten by triffids ! ☺

 

[bravheart]

Nephew is 6’1”

Tell him to stand up properly the next time he poses for the camera.