diary of a comedy sheep farm

[robbie]

and to think i was feeling bad this morning for being grumpy with you last night .....i thought to myself....'poor robert it can't be easy.....i mean there he is standing at twilight in thetford forest....pint in one hand.....dodgy spell check phone in other....somebody with long hair/basque/animal masked kneeling down.....accidents are bound to happen'

No need to feel bad, when I read it I just rolled my eyes and thought bless him he'll be alright once he's changed his manpon!!!!!

Anyway I'm quite shocked, even horrified @spincycle it's a Sunday and to quote another thread you call yourself "a fine upstanding church going bastion" (sounds like vicar of Dibley meets happy clappy praise the lord) yet here you are letting your imagination dream up all-sorts of sordid theories about my Saturday night out!!!!!!


I was actually at something called laughs in the park, although the comedy was all a bit limp lefty BBC, mustn't insult anyone, all-inclusive, non prejudice for my liking and it would appear that the only sudjects that comedians can make jokes about are middle class white men and the female menstrual cycle as that's in powering for woman........give me Jim Davidson and day!!!!
@carbonfibre farmer will back me up!!!!

I guess Amanda must have dropped something!?

Who the feck is Amanda?????????it was fecking Amy just the other day
I'm lost!!!!!!!

 

[spin cycle]

Who the feck is Amanda?????????it was fecking Amy just the other day
I'm lost!!!!!!!

and we're back to 'thetford forest'


anyhoo overslept this morning so didn't get a lot done apart from the necessary......managed an hour with old ransomes seedbed discs....i'm saving rest for tommoz afternoon #easy job

been down to our little flock near coast to refresh water bowser... ablely assisted by my 'beautiful assistant' .....these are the 'accidental incest flock'..few lads wit balls need to come away...might be odd one ready

 

[robbie]

and we're back to 'thetford forest'


anyhoo overslept this morning so didn't get a lot done apart from the necessary......managed an hour with old ransomes seedbed discs....i'm saving rest for tommoz afternoon #easy job

been down to our little flock near coast to refresh water bowser... ablely assisted by my 'beautiful assistant' .....these are the 'accidental incest flock'..few lads wit balls need to come away...might be odd one ready

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Thought you'd let the hoss have a rest today did you spinney???? How many days will it take to harrow it??????

 

[Sharpy]

and we're back to 'thetford forest'


anyhoo overslept this morning so didn't get a lot done apart from the necessary......managed an hour with old ransomes seedbed discs....i'm saving rest for tommoz afternoon #easy job

been down to our little flock near coast to refresh water bowser... ablely assisted by my 'beautiful assistant' .....these are the 'accidental incest flock'..few lads wit balls need to come away...might be odd one ready

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They look in lovely condition, a pleasure to look at.

 

[spin cycle]

Thought you'd let the hoss have a rest today did you spinney???? How many days will it take to harrow it??????

oh you are SO 'in for it' ....been plotting......found your address from when you bought the drier

 

[Cowmansam]

This is what I have pictured

pigeon army attacks

 

[Peckerhead]

Amanda Hugnkiss,the lady? from the accountants! She's done very well and they were going to ask her to be a partner but then they realised "Smith Jones Hugnkiss associates" may be a bit off putting when shortened!!

 

[spin cycle]

Amanda Hugnkiss,the lady? from the accountants! She's done very well and they were going to ask her to be a partner but then they realised "Smith Jones Hugnkiss associates" may be a bit off putting when shortened!!

 

[Peckerhead]

Trying to help Robbies short term memory loss

 

[Matthew Britton]

No need to feel bad, when I read it I just rolled my eyes and thought bless him he'll be alright once he's changed his manpon!!!!!

Anyway I'm quite shocked, even horrified @spincycle it's a Sunday and to quote another thread you call yourself "a fine upstanding church going bastion" (sounds like vicar of Dibley meets happy clappy praise the lord) yet here you are letting your imagination dream up all-sorts of sordid theories about my Saturday night out!!!!!!


I was actually at something called laughs in the park, although the comedy was all a bit limp lefty BBC, mustn't insult anyone, all-inclusive, non prejudice for my liking and it would appear that the only sudjects that comedians can make jokes about are middle class white men and the female menstrual cycle as that's in powering for woman........give me Jim Davidson and day!!!!
@carbonfibre farmer will back me up!!!!



Who the feck is Amanda?????????it was fecking Amy just the other day
I'm lost!!!!!!!

Amy, Amanda, Mrs Robbie, how many have you got on the go ? You must have some stamina in Norfolk

 

[robbie]

oh you are SO 'in for it' ....been plotting......found your address from when you bought the drier

Oh well!!!!!!!

I'm being unfair.....you'll get it all done tomorrow then youll do it all again Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and by then you may have moved enough soil to fill in the hog troughs and have something resembling a seed bed!!

just bare in mind it's the farm address,where my 90 year old nan lives I'm next door!!!! But she does like a good laugh!!!!!!

Please can the the spinney massive warn me when there magnets start dropping in the mat so I can keep an eye out for my parcel which will most probably be ticking!!!! @spin cycle can you go retro, like 1980s and ring me half hour before

 

[robbie]

Amy, Amanda, Mrs Robbie, how many have you got on the go ? You must have some stamina in Norfolk

It's the bore hole water, I'm like a pedigree Suffolk tup!!!!!!!!

Edit Mrs R recons I'm more of a texel

Edit MK2 shes changed her mind apparently I'm like an old bor pig!!!!!!

 

[spin cycle]

It's the bore hole water, I'm like a pedigree Suffolk tup!!!!!!!!

what ..sh!tty arse ,limping , dopey and prone to laying around rolling your eyes

with apologies to @farmer james

 

[robbie]

what ..sh!tty arse ,limping , dopey and prone to laying around rolling your eyes

with apologies to @farmer james

Sometimes!!!!?

 

[Will 1594]

Sometimes!!!!?

Are you still sulking

 

[robbie]

Are you still sulking

No, everytime you rang I was busy. I was going to ring you back tomorrow.

 

[Matthew Britton]

I was thinking more, two pumps and a squirt

 

[Matthew Britton]

I was thinking more, two pumps and a squirt

Nearly covered all the emojis with that one

 

[Lodekka]

I'd like to do my bit for the 'rainbow community' by posting a pic of a LGBTQ......
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LG? That’s an MG...

 

[Flat 10]

Just catching up this week on a Sunday evening, top quality this time
Not so much king of the mart as entertainment genius, ably assisted by @robbie and a few other likely Herberts. Took my mind right off the rain and my deteriorating crops