primmiemoo
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Spin, you're a tonic!
.i'd gone up to our local vaccination centre....K had come with me and i'd taken two sterimatic guns....the vaccine only came in 25 dose bottles so K was going to switch bottles/needles/caps etc to keep me going....
Too late, already thinking how I was going to tackle this.!feck you lot are bored
4 x 20p....2x 10p....2x 2p...1x1p
ps...DON'T telly loddy about the 'christmas quiz'....he'll get over excited and mrs loddy'll have to make him breathe in/out of a paper bag ....again
Perhaps spinney you could have a word with the management at the market and see if they'll set up a few cull pens. Just think how much more room there'd be in care homes and the like!!!!!just woke up .....came in shattered...had tea....went up to change and flaked out.......house was quiet cos cinders + mrs spin wrapping presents for a neighbour.....had a weird dream.....probably won't get back to sleep now
it'd been a busy day.....2 hours mopping floors first up as i try to straighten up admirals quarters
usual sheepy chores
took lambs in to abattoir that shoulda gone last week......on the way out a guy queing in a silver discovery gave a big friendly smile.....don't think i know him ...i have a bandanna mask so looked pretty 'dangerous' perhaps he's heard about my 'gangster connections'
on the radio driving home they were talking to a gp about the coming vaccination drive....her practice doubling up from 1000/day .....got me thinking how many we sheepy ppl could do with a sterimatic......it musta filtered into my 'weird dream'.....i'd gone up to our local vaccination centre....K had come with me and i'd taken two sterimatic guns....the vaccine only came in 25 dose bottles so K was going to switch bottles/needles/caps etc to keep me going......anyway after about an hour a gp comes over and hails K 'we're getting complaints from some of the more frail patients about the blob of purple spray mark you're putting on the back of their necks'....K is shocked/crestfallen....i'm mid vaccination but call out 'it's ok i told her to do it'.....vaccination done i pause....gesture to the gp to come closer and whisper 'once the withdrawl is up you want rid of those'
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The Spinmeister, Vaccinator extrordinaire. Saviour of Boris, the NHS and the country.
With FD on hand to deal with the more "reluctant customers " ??I can just see spinney setting up HMS spincycle in the main carpark at the N and N. The admiral on the gator pushing them through.
Don't they do that anymore?an infant being dangled having it's navel iodined and the words 'she'll be right with you....just gotta be sure she's finished and check the milk'
Quite agreeus 'sheepy folk' could be of great use to the nhs...
Sounds just like the birth of my eldest!!!!!bitta slow routine day....my imagination wanders ...us 'sheepy folk' could be of great use to the nhs....obsetrics for one......the only danger i suppose that, nearing a tiring shifts end, we revert to 'type' ...imagine the scene.....a family enter the room and are shocked to see the new mum ,confused and scared, penned up in the corner.....an infant being dangled having it's navel iodined and the words 'she'll be right with you....just gotta be sure she's finished and check the milk'
so taking a slight burr off a needle on a brick is a 'no no' i assumeI had a similar idea when they first started vaccinating but my wife, a trained nurse, says the NHS wouldn't accept using the same needle for multiple recipients. I was so confused, I didn't even try and cost my proposals using single use needles.
two words 'red tractor'Makes arable look very calming!
one last thing though.....after being vaccinated the nurse checked we wern't bleeding....then asked me to crane my neck forward and gave me this
Bloody good job they didn't give you a red one (for a cull)
Nope.i use purple for cull .....do ya think it could mean 'retain for elite breeding stock' then