Farming tip of the day

[Jerry]

Don't push your hands into a pile of AN to break up lumps having forgotten both hands have a fresh cut on them about 1cm long.

Damn that smarts!

 

[Pint]

Always check all your elevators are going before starting up the intake
Forgot the one after the dresser, half a ton on the deck, bugger!!

 

[Thick Farmer]

Try not to hit the 'tip' lever when driving back to base with the last load of wheat of the night.

 

[caveman]

Dont forget to turn tha tap off and drain the hose to that dry (frozen pipe ) tank when it is full.

 

[Thick Farmer]

Sit a downer that's stretched out on is side back upright by tying a rope to the bottom, back foot, pulling the rope under the cows neck and then pull it upright. It pulls the foot under the cow at the same time as pulling her head up.

 

[Flossie]

Don't pull a rank cleansing out of a cow if you're going out that night-especially if it's going to be warm

 

[Jerry]

Don't drive into a soft spot.........

 

[fingermouse]

Dont unfold the sprayer , back up into the corner, and forget about that main line pylon that juts out . its only been there for the last 40 odd years, and suprisingly dont want to move .

 

[Stoxs]

dont jum out of your tractor for a pee and stand behind tractor away form wind!
wind blows under tractor and gets ya feet wet!

 

[sleepy]

Don't try driving away from a trailer without undoing the brake coupling .... twice in one day

 

[John 1594]

dont take a set of trailed cambridge rolls over freshly laid tarmac whats only been down a day or so. Leaves lots of nice white gouges in it, the roadworks people were not impressed!

 

[caveman]

What dont get done today can be done tomorrow.

 

[wobs]

dont take a set of trailed cambridge rolls over freshly laid tarmac whats only been down a day or so. Leaves lots of nice white gouges in it, the roadworks people were not impressed!

think of the extra grip it now has.

 

[Babz]

An hour in the morning is worth two in the afternoon! It's only taken me twenty or so years to realise this!

 

[Hanslope]

Don't be tight and let the red diesel tank run too low before re-ordering. You know you'll end up syphoning and draining tanks over the weekend.

 

[TheSilageHauler]

basic if you know a gate swings out on its own, make sure it hasn't swinged out before u start to reverse....

 

[Paddington]

Never dag sheep with your mouth open.

 

[fatman]

never own sheep

 

[John 1594]

Dont put your little 2wd tractor on a 7m reach hedgetrimmer becuase you cant be asked to drop the big 4wd off of the drill.

Reason being when your out on full reach trying to trim the back of the hedge and your rear wheel drops in a fox hole, the other wheel lifts off the floor and you cut a pedestrian acess hole right through the hedge, as i have done today.

 

[Stoxs]

Dont put your little 2wd tractor on a 7m reach hedgetrimmer becuase you cant be asked to drop the big 4wd off of the drill.

Reason being when your out on full reach trying to trim the back of the hedge and your rear wheel drops in a fox hole, the other wheel lifts off the floor and you cut a pedestrian acess hole right through the hedge, as i have done today.

that old chestnut!!
is that where the planning application was turned down due to no access!!!