Hilarious

[Hilly]

http://www.independent.ie/business/...rmer-cuts-corn-beside-his-house-36034325.html

Made me laugh.

 

[GTB]

Tucking Fwat!!!

 

[wasted years]

A bit like buying a house next to the sewage works and complaining about the smell of shite.
People like these who buy houses next to, and in this case nearly in the field are the kind of folk we don't realise we are dealing with in daily life.
Perfectly normal on the outside but get them into their own castle and its f'ing this and f'ing that.

 

[caveman]

If only the twaat hadn't pulled the hedge out............ .
Always pay for a view in the end.
Nice Mr. Farmer should park a curtainsider there to protect the chaps property.

 

[7610 super q]

Set straw switch to minimum folks...

 

[Ducati899]

Reminds me of doing maize one year and going first time round next to a house the resident chucked a apple straight at chopper drivers window....lad spotted upstairs window open...he got his own back next time round [emoji23][emoji1303]

 

[S J H]

Sell the fecker for houses and make sure they put the social at his end.

 

[waterbuffalofarmer]

I find it funny that North Korea has become thee meme to use when describing a "small" disaster. Freaking hilarious! ofc people like that should not be living in the country... When in the country respect the countryside/others who live there (namely farmers).

 

[tinsheet]

Enjoy your dinner Grown by?

Sad really the gulf between farmer and general public grows forever wider. .

 

[Flossie]

I bet his 'facking dinner' involved bread, or perhaps an ice cold beer- where did that come from I wonder?
I also bet he doesn't complain when for 95% of the year he has an unspoilt view of crops growing in that field with no tractor action.
Two threads today have made me think "let the feckers starve "

 

[Selectamatic]

 

[Gavieboy]

Just watched the video and must say 'twas rather enjoyable!!

 

[Hilly]

A bit like buying a house next to the sewage works and complaining about the smell of shite.
People like these who buy houses next to, and in this case nearly in the field are the kind of folk we don't realise we are dealing with in daily life.
Perfectly normal on the outside but get them into their own castle and its f'ing this and f'ing that.

I bet his 'facking dinner' involved bread, or perhaps an ice cold beer- where did that come from I wonder?
I also bet he doesn't complain when for 95% of the year he has an unspoilt view of crops growing in that field with no tractor action.
Two threads today have made me think "let the feckers starve "

A cue at super markets a mile long during a long hard snowy cold winter would do us farmers a lot of good me thinks, make them sit up and think.

 

[Yale]

 

[John]

You couldn't make it up

 

[yellowbelly]

The gentleman seems to have a very poor grasp of agricultural terms as well as a poor use of the English language - if he thinks a 'bit of dust and straw' is the same as 'the whole place covered in sh!t', perhaps a follow up demonstration involving a slurry tanker and some real sh!t is what he needs.

 

[Hilly]

How dose a combine harvester drive put the straw switch too minimum ?

 

[renewablejohn]

Wonder if the farmer would be interested in a muck for straw scheme for that field. Any volunteers.

 

[BTS]

That is funny

 

[Oat]

Perhaps the answer is to press the straw [chopper] switch off, and leave the straw in a row. This is perhaps what the homeowner wanted. I would then suggest the straw is promptly baled to avoid any risk of it blowing onto his garden.
Obviously the bales would need stacking at the edge of the field, Maybe something like this

now where to place the stack of bales...