Is it me??

[melted welly]

So I use the RBS banking app, and last month I noticed it had a carbon footprint calculator. Obviously this will be a highly accurate calculation mechanism, so I was keen to investigate. Well, I need worry not, I can sleep with a clear conscience-

Notice the “suggestion” along the bottom on how I can be even more carbon neutral. Well one of them is “eat less meat”. So I took the opportunity to contact RBS and ask how eating less meat would make my score of zero any lower and what calculation they’d used to come to that recommendation.

Well, todays the day, Vikas has been back in touch to clarify matters.

Note there’s an EXPANDABLE ACCORDION involved……..

I mean……..what the feck??…….🫣

It’s almost like it’s all a load of old bollllox and they’re taking the mickey out of us.

Made my day, expandable accordions indeed!

 

[farmerm]

So I use the RBS banking app, and last month I noticed it had a carbon footprint calculator. Obviously this will be a highly accurate calculation mechanism, so I was keen to investigate. Well, I need worry not, I can sleep with a clear conscience-

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Notice the “suggestion” along the bottom on how I can be even more carbon neutral. Well one of them is “eat less meat”. So I took the opportunity to contact RBS and ask how eating less meat would make my score of zero any lower and what calculation they’d used to come to that recommendation.

Well, todays the day, Vikas has been back in touch to clarify matters.

View attachment 1154738

Note there’s an EXPANDABLE ACCORDION involved……..

I mean……..what the feck??…….🫣

It’s almost like it’s all a load of old bollllox and they’re taking the mickey out of us.

Made my day, expandable accordions indeed!

CoGo.... another parasite organisation that the world never needed

 

[melted welly]

CoGo.... another parasite organisation that the world never needed

Wouldn’t have these expandable accordions if it wasn’t for them though.

 

[slackjawedyokel]

I know where they can insert their expandable accordions…

 

[yin ewe]

So I use the RBS banking app, and last month I noticed it had a carbon footprint calculator. Obviously this will be a highly accurate calculation mechanism, so I was keen to investigate. Well, I need worry not, I can sleep with a clear conscience-

View attachment 1154736

Notice the “suggestion” along the bottom on how I can be even more carbon neutral. Well one of them is “eat less meat”. So I took the opportunity to contact RBS and ask how eating less meat would make my score of zero any lower and what calculation they’d used to come to that recommendation.

Well, todays the day, Vikas has been back in touch to clarify matters.

View attachment 1154738

Note there’s an EXPANDABLE ACCORDION involved……..

I mean……..what the feck??…….🫣

It’s almost like it’s all a load of old bollllox and they’re taking the mickey out of us.

Made my day, expandable accordions indeed!

How do they know how much carbon you'll use between now and the 28th of December?
You could fly round the world several times before that

 

[melted welly]

How do they know how much carbon you'll use between now and the 28th of December?
You could fly round the world several times before that

I’m not Santa Claus!

 

[daveydiesel1]

I’m not Santa Claus!

Next thing santa will be bad with his farting reindeers

 

[primmiemoo]

It's that chatgpt been on the Christmas sherry

 

[JP1]

I know where they can insert their expandable accordions…

Fully expanded one would hope

 

[hoff135]

Wonder how many private jet flights their ceos made this year?

Honestly that would only make me go out of my way to go to the shop for steaks

 

[bobk]

Did my carbon footprint , off the scale , my 36 flights didn't help
Oh well

 

[Muddyroads]

So I use the RBS banking app, and last month I noticed it had a carbon footprint calculator. Obviously this will be a highly accurate calculation mechanism, so I was keen to investigate. Well, I need worry not, I can sleep with a clear conscience-

View attachment 1154736

Notice the “suggestion” along the bottom on how I can be even more carbon neutral. Well one of them is “eat less meat”. So I took the opportunity to contact RBS and ask how eating less meat would make my score of zero any lower and what calculation they’d used to come to that recommendation.

Well, todays the day, Vikas has been back in touch to clarify matters.

View attachment 1154738

Note there’s an EXPANDABLE ACCORDION involved……..

I mean……..what the feck??…….🫣

It’s almost like it’s all a load of old bollllox and they’re taking the mickey out of us.

Made my day, expandable accordions indeed!

Did they think you were dead when they made the calculation?

 

[melted welly]

Did they think you were dead when they made the calculation?

they must know I’m Scottish and never buy anything.

 

[Kiwi Pete]

So I use the RBS banking app, and last month I noticed it had a carbon footprint calculator. Obviously this will be a highly accurate calculation mechanism, so I was keen to investigate. Well, I need worry not, I can sleep with a clear conscience-

View attachment 1154736

Notice the “suggestion” along the bottom on how I can be even more carbon neutral. Well one of them is “eat less meat”. So I took the opportunity to contact RBS and ask how eating less meat would make my score of zero any lower and what calculation they’d used to come to that recommendation.

Well, todays the day, Vikas has been back in touch to clarify matters.

View attachment 1154738

Note there’s an EXPANDABLE ACCORDION involved……..

I mean……..what the feck??…….🫣

It’s almost like it’s all a load of old bollllox and they’re taking the mickey out of us.

Made my day, expandable accordions indeed!

Mumma's got a squeeze-box
Daddy never sleeps at night

 

[oil barron]

Wouldn’t have these expandable accordions if it wasn’t for them though.

I always knew Jimmy Shand was ahead of his time when it comes to social and environmental justice matters.

 

[FonterraFarmer]

So I use the RBS banking app, and last month I noticed it had a carbon footprint calculator. Obviously this will be a highly accurate calculation mechanism, so I was keen to investigate. Well, I need worry not, I can sleep with a clear conscience-

View attachment 1154736

Notice the “suggestion” along the bottom on how I can be even more carbon neutral. Well one of them is “eat less meat”. So I took the opportunity to contact RBS and ask how eating less meat would make my score of zero any lower and what calculation they’d used to come to that recommendation.

Well, todays the day, Vikas has been back in touch to clarify matters.

View attachment 1154738

Note there’s an EXPANDABLE ACCORDION involved……..

I mean……..what the feck??…….🫣

It’s almost like it’s all a load of old bollllox and they’re taking the mickey out of us.

Made my day, expandable accordions indeed!

Personally with something like that my advice to the RBS is they can go f**k themselves!!!
Cut the bull sh!t and just do the job your meant to do.

 

[FonterraFarmer]

Wonder how many private jet flights their ceos made this year?

Honestly that would only make me go out of my way to go to the shop for steaks

Home kill , no need to go to shops!!!

 

[ski]

Tragedy and Comedy without the authors even knowing. It's pure genius. It's up there with with Shakespeare.

 

[ski]

So I use the RBS banking app, and last month I noticed it had a carbon footprint calculator. Obviously this will be a highly accurate calculation mechanism, so I was keen to investigate. Well, I need worry not, I can sleep with a clear conscience-

View attachment 1154736

Notice the “suggestion” along the bottom on how I can be even more carbon neutral. Well one of them is “eat less meat”. So I took the opportunity to contact RBS and ask how eating less meat would make my score of zero any lower and what calculation they’d used to come to that recommendation.

Well, todays the day, Vikas has been back in touch to clarify matters.

View attachment 1154738

Note there’s an EXPANDABLE ACCORDION involved……..

I mean……..what the feck??…….🫣

It’s almost like it’s all a load of old bollllox and they’re taking the mickey out of us.

Made my day, expandable accordions indeed!

The last paragraph is illiterate, incomprehensible nonsense. Read it carefully. RBS has 'teamed up with them to help you understand the impact their spending has on the planet', and it gets worse, how in gods name can you make changes to their spending and lifestyle. These people are looking after our money and they are in the vernacular and technical sense 'eejits'.

 

[FonterraFarmer]

Tragedy and Comedy without the authors even knowing. It's pure genius. It's up there with with Shakespeare.

Was the stutter just for effect???