mole hills

[cudota]

There's a pillock stealing mole hills presumably for his garden.I could do with a few idea's as a joke prank to get him back

 

[Paddington]

He could be a compulsive leveller.

 

[Kevtherev]

Get a plastic replica hand grenade a Stuff it in mole heap?

 

[GTB]

lightly disguised pile of dog sh1t?

 

[Yale]

Gin trap in mole hill.

 

[RobFZS]

cover them in salt , then laugh when his garden becomes barren

 

[GTB]

cover them in salt , then laugh when his garden becomes barren

Molehills are mainly subsoil in any case. Why steal subsoil?

 

[itsalwaysme]

Isn't there a forum member on here who as a child had a little business going selling soil from mole hills


Was it @Flossie or @llamedos

 

[RobFZS]

Molehills are mainly subsoil in any case. Why steal subsoil?

maybe he has a subsoil fetish

 

[Blue.]

Rig one of these up
www.williampowell.com/Shooting--Dogs/Game-Bags--Accessories/Poacher-Alarm_MA101.htm

 

[Kevtherev]

Rig one of these up
www.williampowell.com/Shooting--Dogs/Game-Bags--Accessories/Poacher-Alarm_MA101.htm

But put a live cartridge in it

 

[Henarar]

Kill them

 

[DieselRob]

Kill them

Finish him!

 

[Henarar]

But put a live cartridge in it

seen that done

 

[Old Boar]

Mole hill soil does not contain weed seeds and is finely sieved by the mole. Lovely stuff for potting on.

Start a rumour that you have been seen walking around your fields with a Geiger counter, looking worried...

 

[Kevtherev]

Put a couple of these up
Job done

 

[Bury the Trash]

Molehills are mainly subsoil in any case. Why steal subsoil?

that may be so in your part of wales but here its always topsoil

 

[Jhabc]

Find out where he lives and at the dead of night make many mole hills on his lawn using reclaimed mole soil.

He is doing you something of a favour though and mole hill soil is better than any screened topsoil you can buy.

 

[Jhabc]

P.S. I would actually turn a blind eye. If any other earths , holes or setts get interfered with it was undoubtably him!!

 

[Paddington]

Must have been a harrowing experience.