mole hills

[DeeGee]

Great; saves on getting the mole catcher and harrowing out all the hills. Send him up here, 50p an hour and as much hay as he can eat.

 

[Bury the Trash]

P.S. I would actually turn a blind eye. If any other earths , holes or setts get interfered with it was undoubtably him!!

or 2 blind eyes if you are the mole

 

[llamedos]

Isn't there a forum member on here who as a child had a little business going selling soil from mole hills


Was it @Flossie or @llamedos

I have not strayed to East Lancs

 

[Farfrae]

I could do with a few idea's as a joke prank to get him back

Get rid of the moles? Just an idea.

 

[cudota]

Get rid of the moles? Just an idea.

They are very close to houses ....So traps whatever disappear

 

[cudota]

Get rid of the moles? Just an idea.

Plus i want a bit of amusement

 

[Dry Rot]

Dig a hole, plant one of these, re-fill, and stand back with camera....

http://www.anatomystuff.co.uk/catalog-skull-models_pg1_299.aspx

 

[llamedos]

Or one of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/severed-hand with the finger tips just where they will scrape the soil back

 

[milkloss]

1. Get a trail cam and get it set up ready.
2. Put a pound coin in a molehill or two. You could use a smaller value coin but for a few quid it will be worth it.
3. Keep doing this for a week or two and laugh your nads off as he rushes out to dig and show his mates on the trail cam video which you will also post on here.
4. Offer to sell him the field for £££££££££.

 

[Dry Rot]

1. Get a trail cam and get it set up ready.
2. Put a pound coin in a molehill or two. You could use a smaller value coin but for a few quid it will be worth it.
3. Keep doing this for a week or two and laugh your nads off as he rushes out to dig and show his mates on the trail cam video which you will also post on here.
4. Offer to sell him the field for £££££££££.

Or the gold-coloured foil wrapped chocolates?

I had fun here for weeks by salting the hens' wild nests with Cadbury Cream Eggs. Visiting eight year olds came up with some imaginative explanations for the "problem" and you can imagine the reaction when I said I'd have to cull them!

 

[cudota]

Or one of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/severed-hand with the finger tips just where they will scrape the soil back

Put a note in one of the hands .To say this is what happened to the last mole hill pincher