Punn/slogan for back of big X

[phillipe]

Many a good tune out if an old krone

 

[yellowfrog]

my other choppers a claas

 

[james ds]

If you need a Class harvester buy a Krone .

 

[chaffcutter]

In a class of its own....

 

[Rob Holmes]

Pity it's not a Fendt,

Katana: Japanese fighting sword used for slaying Jaguars

 

[Farmer mk1]

You do know that karma will inevitably bite and you will blow it up very publicly, just across the road from the Claas outfit?

2 years ago, we were chopping at home and a local Claas contractor passed and made a jocular remark over the CB that we looked as if we needed some assistance and should he pull in. To that I replied "Yes, the pit is filling up. We could do with a big lump of scrap to extend the wall".
Half an hour later, our contractor broke down and the lad with the Claas had to come to finish off. Lesson Learnt.

It's just abit of fun. plus he only does 1 farm in our area now so he more than likely won't see us broke down lol. These are all good puns to have on the back.

 

[tweedale terrier]

Couldn't afford a decent chopper so I bought this !!

 

[Kiwi Pete]

Tell me young Krone, is this Putney?

 

[wasted years]

X marks the spot.
My EX kept the Claas , so I got a new X.
I looked at Claas, But this one has the Xtra.

 

[Shovelhands]

Big X, in a class of its own....

 

[Shovelhands]

Big X, top of the class...

 

[Will 1594]

Remember mark , when sat on your new love , think about the first love in your life , keep her full and make her moan , like the krone . Or you will have 2 big. X to deal with , As plenty on here will know the consequences

 

[phillipe]

Yours is sh!t mines better

 

[Rob Holmes]

"I've got the X Factor!"

 

[Red Fred]

Remember mark , when sat on your new love , think about the first love in your life , keep her full and make her moan , like the krone . Or you will have 2 big. X to deal with , As plenty on here will know the consequences

I like that one, "Make her moan like my Krone."
Or "Don't pass my Krone, I'm on my phone."

 

[jpd]

i couldnt think of a pun
to put on this machines bum

 

[Red Fred]

All my X'es are old Krones.

 

[Red Fred]

Krone- let's get fizzical

 

[Big_D]

My "x" life's moved up a class
Cos this bitch'll swallow anything

 

[David.]

Serious Choppin.
If you are a fan of Steve Wright..

Edit; if Classic FM more your thing, Serious Chopin.