Redefine meat

[beardface]

Redefine Meat - New Meat, No Compromise

Creating a world where anyone can enjoy great New-Meat, without compromising on taste, sustainability, or experience.

www.redefinemeat.com

Anyone know how to refer this to either AHDB or ASA. It clearly isn't meat if its made with plants right?

 

[DaveGrohl]

Just have a look at the share price charts for Beyond Meat and Oatly. Heartwarming.

 

[beardface]

Only way to truly beat them is to stop them false advertising. People wouldn't be that keen if it was branded as plant based veg tubes.

 

[Gerbert]

Just so you know, in Dutch the words flesh and meat are the same. The inside of a fruit is called fruitmeat...

 

[Humble Village Farmer]

Christina Remigio <[email protected]>

Anyone at AHDB would know who to contact

 

[TheTallGuy]

I've lodged a complaint via the ASA website... next up will be Trading Standards...

 

[Agrivator]

Just have a look at the share price charts for Beyond Meat and Oatly. Heartwarming.

Can anyone explain the drastic drop from May to now?

 

[melted welly]

Can anyone explain the drastic drop from May to now?

Because 6 months is the average time people hope it takes for others to forget about their well documented self righteousness journey of enlightenment?..

Say they embraced veganism in January and it took them till may to realise it’s a stupid idea and they felt ill, but they still need to maintain the premise for their new friends on the peta web chat, which they slowly drop out of over the coming months, then come Christmas/New Year they go a bit man v food during the hols, feel guilty, forget vegan food is shite and expensive then repeat the process.

Just a theory!

 

[primmiemoo]

What exactly is the stuff that's being sold?

 

[DaveGrohl]

Can anyone explain the drastic drop from May to now?

Over-ambitious targets not being met. Price cutting to try to shift product. Then a slow realisation that the founders bringing this garbage to market were all about getting the IPOs off to a flying start, sucking the mug punters in and then gradually selling off their holdings while the going was good. Nothing new in the stockmarket these days.

All these processed food companies are devouring themselves with this. If they can't keep on fooling people then it all just gradually loses profitability until there are no margins left. Enthusiasm givies way to reality with everything eventually.....

 

[Ted M]

Over-ambitious targets not being met. Price cutting to try to shift product. Then a slow realisation that the founders bringing this garbage to market were all about getting the IPOs off to a flying start, sucking the mug punters in and then gradually selling off their holdings while the going was good. Nothing new in the stockmarket these days.

All these processed food companies are devouring themselves with this. If they can't keep on fooling people then it all just gradually loses profitability until there are no margins left. Enthusiasm givies way to reality with everything eventually.....

Yes, as one of my friends and neighbours puts it, "you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool everyone all the time"

 

[beardface]

What exactly is the stuff that's being sold?

Meatless meat products.

 

[melted welly]

What exactly is the stuff that's being sold?

I believe the common name is “shite”, not sure of the Latin.

 

[primmiemoo]

I believe the common name is “shite”, not sure of the Latin.

Gloogle suggests Effluxus.

(ETA an extra f. It matters.)

 

[betweenthelines]

Don't want to eat meat but want to eat something that looks, smells and tastes like meat?

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck..................................
it's a fecking duck!


What looks like meat, smells like meat and tastes like meat?

MEAT!!