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Landyman

New Member
only read the last few comments @wr.
cable tie or stapler ???
All the comments relate to the best way for Mr WF to cause pain to @Welsh Farmer with a tff badge (y)
1 , stab her in the arse with the pin
2 , cause electric shocks by using velcro
3 , cable tie it round her neck ( i like this )
4 , stapler ( preferably an industrial one )
And my favourite until last
6 heat it up with a blowtorch AND BRAND THE WITCH :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Sussex Martin

Member
Location
Burham Kent
All the comments relate to the best way for Mr WF to cause pain to @Welsh Farmer with a tff badge (y)
1 , stab her in the arse with the pin
2 , cause electric shocks by using velcro
3 , cable tie it round her neck ( i like this )
4 , stapler ( preferably an industrial one )
And my favourite until last
6 heat it up with a blowtorch AND BRAND THE WITCH :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Can't wait for her to reply :D:D. We probably won't understand what she says though as it will more than likely be in French.
 

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Webinar: Expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive offer 2024 -26th Sept

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On Thursday 26th September, we’re holding a webinar for farmers to go through the guidance, actions and detail for the expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive (SFI) offer. This was planned for end of May, but had to be delayed due to the general election. We apologise about that.

Farming and Countryside Programme Director, Janet Hughes will be joined by policy leads working on SFI, and colleagues from the Rural Payment Agency and Catchment Sensitive Farming.

This webinar will be...
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