The M*LK Of The Future ! !

[Nowthenblue]

4 page front cover ad of our local free paper......
More Dairy Bashing !

 

[Nithsdale]

It'll taste like sh*t

 

[Still Farming]

It'll taste like sh*t

Not Bull's milk is it?

 

[Martyn]

Dosnt look like much in the bottle, think of all the packaging to do four good bowls of cereal!

 

[PSQ]

Where to start....

Almond, Soya, and Oat. If only the public would open their eyes and see that it's not the milk of squeezed foods, but a ba$tardised concoction of water, fats, flavourings, stabilisers, preservatives and emulsifiers with a little bit of the headline act thrown in to make the label legal.

Soya, FFS, enough said.

Plastic bottles, fallen at the first ecological fence, f**king morons.

It's just another corporate attempt to jump on a bandwagon and rip the intelligence out of public (misplaced) goodwill, no better than Coca-Cola selling 'spring water' straight from the factories water main.

I could go on (and on, and on) but I cant be bothered, it's becoming apparent that humanity really is just too stupid to survive.

 

[Nithsdale]

Not Bull's milk is it?

Very good source of Zinc

 

[delilah]

More Dairy Bashing !

It's not 'dairy bashing'

It's telling the public the environmental virtues of your product. Now there's an idea.

 

[ajd132]

Oat milk, grown in the U.K. should be the only alternative people should drink. The public have a right to not drink dairy, I have no problems with that. The hypocrisy of soya milk etc is just ridiculous though.

 

[Muddyroads]

Oat milk, grown in the U.K. should be the only alternative people should drink. The public have a right to not drink dairy, I have no problems with that. The hypocrisy of soya milk etc is just ridiculous though.

Agreed, but why call it milk? Ever tried milking an oat? IT’S NOT MILK!! Oat flavoured water maybe, but a milk substitute at best. Rant over.

 

[betweenthelines]

Their "facts" are wrong. For example, dairy processing uses about ! litre water per litre of milk sold, but as any fool knows, farming (the growing of crops) only uses water that would otherwise go to waste via the rivers network. I doubt that a factory making false milk just relies on rainfall for its water supply.

 

[vantage]

It's not 'dairy bashing'

It's telling the public the environmental virtues of your product. Now there's an idea.

It is dairy bashing, it’s clearly printed on the clips.
As for almond fluid, try telling our Aussie contributors it doesn’t use much water!

 

[delilah]

It is dairy bashing, it’s clearly printed on the clips.
As for almond fluid, try telling our Aussie contributors it doesn’t use much water!

You've got two choices here:
Whinge about the aggressive marketing tactics of others; a policy that will achieve the square root of sweet FA.
or
Adopt similarly aggressive tactics yourself, to tell the environmental story of your product.

For the first time in our farming lives there are genuine alternatives in the market place to milk and meat. It's called competition. Accept the challenge, or get out.

 

[Yale]

So the Californian aquifers are being run dry by Almond plantations which will devastate one of the richest most productive areas in the world.

Yeah,that’s really saving the planet.

 

[vantage]

You've got two choices here:
Whinge about the aggressive marketing tactics of others; a policy that will achieve the square root of sweet FA.
or
Adopt similarly aggressive tactics yourself, to tell the environmental story of your product.

For the first time in our farming lives there are genuine alternatives in the market place to milk and meat. It's called competition. Accept the challenge, or get out.

If their products are so good why do they need to denigrate other products ?

 

[primmiemoo]

Does Advertising Standards know about this?

Make a complaint

Quickly and easily submit your ad complaint with us online.

www.asa.org.uk

 

[delilah]

If their products are so good why do they need to denigrate other products ?

As I say, it's called competition.
In a capitalist economy it isn't enough enough to simply say "lamb is tasty". That is, still, the sum total of AHDB's output. They are stuck, like the NFU, in the 1970's.
You have to say "lamb is tasty, and good for the environment, and all the fake sh!t out there is bad for the environment because.......". Same for milk. Gloves are off.

 

[Bob lincs]

Milk - Wikipedia

www.google.com

How can it be called milk .

 

[Princess Pooper]

Will the robot notice when the pensioner has not picked her post off the mat from the previous day and make enquiries as to her health? Stop for a chat? Or catch burglars in the early hours?

Dairy industry raises glass to burglary-foiling milkman

Got milk? You’d butter believe it. Milkman Tony Fowler has collected a Milk Hero Award from the UK’s dairy industry […]

inews.co.uk

 

[Bald Rick]

Says there are three ingredients in this but can only see two listed:

Plenish | Organic Almond Milk | Subscribe & Save 10%

Plenish Almond M*lk is organic and made with three simple ingredients; organic almonds, spring water and a pinch of salt.

www.plenishdrinks.com

 

[Daddy Pig]

when I used to

Their "facts" are wrong. For example, dairy processing uses about ! litre water per litre of milk sold, but as any fool knows, farming (the growing of crops) only uses water that would otherwise go to waste via the rivers network. I doubt that a factory making false milk just relies on rainfall for its water supply.

when I used to work in milk processing we used nothing like I litre of water for every litre of milk sold, used to process in excess of 200,000 lts per day of milk and I doubt if we used 10,000 lts of water