things that make you smile

[Pan mixer]

I am too short for my weight.

 

[primmiemoo]

I am too short for my weight.

Me too.

 

[Cowslip]

finding this outfit this morning, all fed and happy and the way they were sat together made me smile.

 

[kfpben]

MrsKfpben going for maximum wife points today in the lambing shed

 

[CPF]

View attachment 950636 MrsKfpben going for maximum wife points today in the lambing shed
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That looks nice .
BUT . lockdown is lifting shortly
you should be bracing yourself
looks like a big purchase coming your way ?

 

[Chopsy Varmint]

View attachment 950636 MrsKfpben going for maximum wife points today in the lambing shed

Just wait till you get the credit card bill...

Or you find a gatepost rammed up the car's nether regions...

 

[CPF]

I’ve seen signs like this in Australia which they are little bit more outspoken and not offended
( Like are you driving like a Tosser today )

But today I see this in the UK we must be getting brave.

 

[fgc325j]

View attachment 950636 MrsKfpben going for maximum wife points today in the lambing shed

your spoilt - far too good for you!

 

[JP1]

View attachment 950636 MrsKfpben going for maximum wife points today in the lambing shed

OMG even the tea's the right colour

 

[Netherfield]

She's a keeper.

Spoiled for choice there.

I used to get two, take it or leave it

 

[colhonk]

Must be posh sheep you have, having afternoon tea

 

[Old Tup]

View attachment 950636 MrsKfpben going for maximum wife points today in the lambing shed

She is definitely a keeper!

 

[kfpben]

Got some lovely thank you cards from some children from the village that came and ‘helped’ in the lambing shed on Saturday.

 

[Jerry]

Bought some ewe lambs last autumn.

All good breeding by same bred rams as I use. But if a punt as did not really need them.

Went through them 3 weeks ago and noticed a couple with bags.

Today one dropped these two cracking lambs without me seeing.

So she’s a keeper. Both lambs up dry and sucked.

 

[Pan mixer]

Jacking out a breach calf this evening and suffering from repeated attacks of projectile defecation from the cow - well my wife laughed, my hat glasses and beard were dripping with cow poo too.

 

[bumkin]

I was browsing an instruction manual for a loader after the usual don't drink the battery acid or stick your hand in the fan got to the driving instructions it said to turn left turn the steering wheel anti-clockwise and to turn right clock-wise

 

[teslacoils]

Sunshine. No substitute.

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

Our Collie Ted lives in a kennel in a stable - which he shares with our one remaining chicken .

 

[Rossymons]

When a plan comes together!

 

[Celt83]

Our Collie Ted lives in a kennel in a stable - which he shares with our one remaining chicken . View attachment 952040

Nothing better than a midnight snack!