things that make you smile

[Nearly]

Walking down to do last checks on our livery yard & the aroma of the some of the best hay we’ve ever made . View attachment 1004193

That's not hay, it's £20 notes you can smell.

 

[Will 1594]

We haven't got hay like that this time. You are lucky.

Shall i send you a jiffy bag full ,that sortof stuff that looks like dry silage and can smell it 20 yards away
its bloody wooly stuff though

 

[Pan mixer]

Shall i send you a jiffy bag full ,that sortof stuff that looks like dry silage and can smell it 20 yards away
its bloody wooly stuff though

Horses don't always do well on that sort of stuff though but the owners love it, and they are the ones who pay.

 

[Will 1594]

Horses don't always do well on that sort of stuff though but the owners love it, and they are the ones who pay.

Was on some stronger stuff ,nice green herby stewardship stuff , some of his liverys did not like it as odd nettle dock in it , have you owt better , It would be better for sheep or calfs what they getting , but 10 bales every 2 weeks ,they know best

 

[Will 1594]

How to share this or put link on tff

 

[Hfd Cattle]

Went to get a new chainsaw this morning.
While doing the deal another bloke was in there browsing at some of the power tools . During conversation I said I had reversed the tractor over my chainsaw this morning so im replacing it .
"Oh I'm just looking for something thing for the wife for Christmas.....which will be useful to me "
he said

 

[teslacoils]

Child is learning independence by getting the bus to town with friends to see a film. Well, they've all learnt that, while a coat my not be "cool", it's better than hyperthermia after several hours kicking about in Scun because they're too mean to buy a coffee in Costa. Now all dethawing. Numpties.

 

[Will 1594]

Went to get a new chainsaw this morning.
While doing the deal another bloke was in there browsing at some of the power tools . During conversation I said I had reversed the tractor over my chainsaw this morning so im replacing it .
"Oh I'm just looking for something thing for the wife for Christmas.....which will be useful to me "
he said

Same here hereford , been to edwards trailers today , to pick up "wifes" new trailer

 

[Pan mixer]

Same here hereford , been to edwards trailers today , to pick up "wifes" new trailer

My wife has never used the fertiliser spreader I bought her for Christams in 1986, she now really needs a new one.

 

[Will 1594]

My wife has never used the fertiliser spreader I bought her for Christams in 1986, she now really needs a new one.

But pan it is her trailer , uses it for taking her tractor on road runs and a bit of ploughing ,and her hay delivery

 

[Pan mixer]

But pan it is her trailer , uses it for taking her tractor on road runs and a bit of ploughing ,and her hay delivery

We all believe you, will you be spending Christmas morning in casualty?

 

[Wombat]

Shortest day is passed

 

[Pan mixer]

Two cattle egrets, cheesed off that the lovely warm cattle are now indoors, warm their feet on the backs of some lambs this morning on the frost.

 

[Chae1]

BBC News - Coldplay to stop making music as a band in 2025

Coldplay to stop making music as a band in 2025

The band's frontman Chris Martin made the revelation in an interview with BBC Radio 2's Jo Whiley.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[br jones]

BBC News - Coldplay to stop making music as a band in 2025

Coldplay to stop making music as a band in 2025

The band's frontman Chris Martin made the revelation in an interview with BBC Radio 2's Jo Whiley.

www.bbc.co.uk

jeeesh that long

 

[jellybean]

Hermes deliveries! Got an email yesterday from a chap in a village 4 miles away who had found a package in the road outside his house. He googled the name and address on it to find my details and contacted me. The package had wheel marks across it but fortunately it was a book so no real damage done apart from being a bit wet.
Now should I contact Hermes and tell them something they already know or should I contact the seller and tell them something they already know? I suppose the driver might have lost it when pulling out another package and I wouldn't want him to lose his job over it.

 

[JP1]

 

[JP1]

First calving heifer . Must have got stamped the first day she ran with the bull and a surprise on Christmas Eve

The smile is for the calf finally sucking and the heifer taking to her calf after 24 hours

 

[Nearly]

When a mate in London village has a close encounter with vermin in his Tesla.

 

[Wombat]

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First calving heifer . Must have got stamped the first day she ran with the bull and a surprise on Christmas Eve

The smile is for the calf finally sucking and the heifer taking to her calf after 24 hours

Nice calf but jeepers quick of the mark with the tags