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Better than the dog shite bags over here
Better than the dog shite bags over here
That's a lot of hay for 5 horses!
I think the man on the ladder was putting a token spar in the thatch for the camera not taking a cut at that time of the year and when another was under construction tbf but still a striking photo , in the days when things were done right for the sake of doing them right
I think the correspondent is a bit off markThat's a lot of hay for 5 horses!
You will move in quicker than we can get all the paperwork sorted out for a pre-app!
But you wouldn't have to build an antelope room and so aren't special.You will move in quicker than we can get all the paperwork sorted out for a pre-app!
Probably charge him with using a phone at the wheel as well.Did you read about the 31 yr old driver of a Jaguar i-Pace who called the police saying that his brakes weren't working & that he was reaching speeds in excess of 100mph on the M62? Three police forces managed to bring the vehicle to a stop as it ran out of battery using the Denver stop method?
Well, turns out he's been arrested for dangerous driving & causing a nuisance to the public
Man driving ‘runaway’ electric Jaguar arrested a week later
Police have arrested a man on suspicion of dangerous driving and causing a public nuisance after a “runaway” electric Jaguar had to be brought to a halt by eight police cars.www.aol.co.uk
And who said Men cannot multi-task.....?Made me chuckle…..
We’ve driven up north today for a few days in County Durham.
A comfort break at Durham Services was required…. I walk into the gents toilets….a bloke followed me in. Massive bloke with a beard and filthy hi-vis coat.
In his broadest and loud Durham accent he says :
“Alreet mate, f**k, I’m fair busting for a pi$$!”
But it’s not to me, he’s on the phone. He’s saying to his mate about how they’re going to pull a shed down soon. He roars down the phone “Hang on mate, I’ll ask him”
He twiddles his thumbs on his phone, obviously switching to another line…
“He says Thursday……..,alreet, ‘ang on”
He twiddles again…
“He says f**k that!!…….okay, ‘ang on”
more twiddling…..
“Friday then?……. Okay, ‘ang on mate”…….
More twiddling……
“Fookin Friday then?……….okay…….okay…….okay.
…….crackin!”
More twiddling ……
“Friday then……‘bout fookin’ time!!”
And all this with one hand whilst the other was busy draining the vein!
As I was washing my hands he walked out and says to me,
“Fookin’ skins don’t want any work these days…..waste of Fookin’ time!!!”
Oh no there’s been a lot of paperwork. Generally you can build want you want where you want but to do it legally takes time.You will move in quicker than we can get all the paperwork sorted out for a pre-app!