Things you come across on a Sunday morning

[smcapstick]

Are you a solo operator when it comes to Layby's as a rule?

Afraid so. I only have a day cab.

 

[TheTallGuy]

Was forever getting cars parked up in the entrance to one field before I gated it up - I often disturbed 'courting' couples of various combinations - I wouldn't have minded so much, but I was fed up with having to clear up what was thrown out of the car afterwards.

 

[jondear]

Afraid so. I only have a day cab.

According to op that's all you need!

 

[robin banks]

Have had to help out a couple that went into one of our fields. Needed a pull. So I gave em one. But I warned them beforehand that I am not cheap that I charge 30 quid.
Everyone left happy after I finished the job !!

 

[hally]

30quid for a pull........bargain

 

[Red Fred]

When I needed a tug, I looked at those old David Brown airfield tractors on ebay, but I decided I wasn't splashing out on one of them.

 

[Still Farming]

When I needed a tug, I looked at those old David Brown airfield tractors on ebay, but I decided I wasn't splashing out on one of them.

Different type of "tug",maybe?

 

[Red Fred]

I have many happy memories of working out on the army ranges, down on my knees in the woods trying to get the old Field Marshall going..... i could go on all day, happy times they were...

 

[bovrill]

That'll fill you up on innuendo!

 

[bovrill]

I'm sure there's a dogging one, involving his soft top Bedford Rascal, but I can't find it.

 

[Red Fred]

While I was busy on the Field Marshall, my mate Wallie was back at the yard servicing the Major...

 

[Kiwi Pete]

i thought it was something out of star trek

Would be "beam me up, Scotty" I'm afraid .

 

[Tarw Coch]

I'm sure there's a dogging one, involving his soft top Bedford Rascal, but I can't find it.

You sure it weren’t frogging

 

[Henarar]

I'm sure there's a dogging one, involving his soft top Bedford Rascal, but I can't find it.

that reminds me, a couple years ago I stopped at one of our fields down the road with the tractor to open the gate to one o our fields, the opposite side of the road there is a track there was an open top car parked about 20 foot up the track, bloke was on top of her going at it in the passenger seat he soon got of and drove of when I stopped not that I care as long as they don't leave their fertilizer bags about the place

 

[Still Farming]

that reminds me, a couple years ago I stopped at one of our fields down the road with the tractor to open the gate to one o our fields, the opposite side of the road there is a track there was an open top car parked about 20 foot up the track, bloke was on top of her going at it in the passenger seat he soon got of and drove of when I stopped not that I care as long as they don't leave their fertilizer bags about the place

Choke's the ducks?

 

[A1an]

We've got a layby here up one of the forestry tracks that's regularly used by a local lad and his assorted conquests.

He's a busy boy, there's that many seed bags lying about I almost need 4WD to get going.

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

Years ago a van driver used to park up on the nearby bridleway with his ‘lady friend’ , always made me smile seeing Dyno-Rod sign written on the side of the van . [emoji849]

 

[Fossil]

Don’t tell me none of you have ever pulled the “sorry dear, I have got to get some bits from b and q before I can start on your long list of DIY jobs you have given me” on a Sunday morning before rogering your young secretary senseless in a lay-by?

 

[A1an]

Don’t tell me none of you have ever pulled the “sorry dear, I have got to get some bits from b and q before I can start on your long list of DIY jobs you have given me” on a Sunday morning before rogering your young secretary senseless in a lay-by?

Im stuffed, my wife IS my secretary.

 

[Still Farming]

This is getting like the Ooooooooooh thread with nobs on !