Weekly Caption Competition

[bovrill]

Good point @bovrill ...I clear forgot!

Anyway, some good replies as usual, but the one that tickled me the most, and indeed gained the most likes.....was one of yours Bov....so it’s over to you

I was quite proud of that one. Especially as someone with no musical knowledge!
Anyway, thank you, and try this one:

 

[Dman2]

Bit of a cock and bowl story that one

 

[A1an]

"Im lovin' these new welfare regs"

 

[yellowbelly]

"I told 'em it was a jacuzzi, but I'm ramping the temperature up now, so supper will be ready in about two hours"

 

[Kiwi Pete]

The Rucumbent Posture

 

[spanners and hammers]

its nice to get your cock warm and wet ,,now and then

 

[Oat]

Imagine the disappointment when I got the hot tub party. I was promised naked chicks, but to me it just appeared to be a couple of shrivelled cocks

 

[Still Farming]

"Is'nt this Weather glorious", Eric ?

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

RSPCA add new welfare requirement for "freedom food" chicken.....

 

[bovrill]

I do like the puns and the political pokes, but you really can't beat a bit of sexual innuendo, can you!
Therefore:

It's nice to get your cock warm and wet, now and then.

over to you!

 

[bovrill]

@spanners and hammers ?

 

[spanners and hammers]

yes yes I know ,,, busy week ,, and got to learn how to upload a pic on year as I is a virgin and find the pic to start with

 

[DrDunc]

yes yes I know ,,, busy week ,, and got to learn how to upload a pic on year as I is a virgin and find the pic to start with

Isn't there a mating section on this forum to help virgin's?

Find a picture you like, save it to phone / PC, then just press upload a file at the bottom of the dialogue box, select the picture you've saved, and Bob's your aunties naughty neighbour

 

[spanners and hammers]

any mention of shovelhands will not count

 

[bovrill]

@Cab-over Pete tries to get his cab-under!

 

[bovrill]

Big-A becomes greater than....

A - >

(If you have to explain a joke, it's probably not funny )

 

[DrDunc]

American hunters bag another wild British animal

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Just having a quick power nap.

 

[Gong Farmer]

Kimo Sabe....white man come this way....four horses...two Fendts....

 

[yellowbelly]

Kimo Sabe....white man come this way....four horses...two Fendts....

I'm guessing you have to be 'of a certain age' to know what the hell you're talking about