what grinds your gears

People with normal jobs that moan they need a day off from there 36 hours they have to work out of the 168 hours in the week. Then they have a day off and moan that they won’t spend there day off doing things!
These type of people also have a day off for there birthday, and have a birthday week, and also claim they are bored, your not bored just a lazy unmotivated comfort pig
Sounds like my ex 😂😂😂
 

melted welly

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
DD9.
Hypochondriacs

Folk who can’t go a week without a medical emergency. Lad here, I’d love to know the nhs bill vs tax contributions for his family, they’ve had everything from COVID to a sex change operation. Now off as wife has self diagnosed herself with pneumonia, if ever there’s a candidate for long COVID, she’ll be a sure bet. Never concerned enough to lose a bit of weight though.
 

ffukedfarmer

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
West Kent
DHL. Parcel should of been delivered middle of the day Wednesday, nothing. Yesterday get a text to say it will be delivered between 9.30 & .
That didn’t fill me with much confidence and as expected nothing arrived.
With expectations for todays attempt being low I’ve taken their kind offer of collecting it from their depot, but I can only book a slot for Saturday. It might surprise DHL to know that sometimes the parcels people send are slightly on the urgent side so I’ll be knocking of their door at 8am this morning and if computer says no they might find out why a mate of mine says “never annoy a farmer”
 

Bill dog

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Scottish Borders
Hypochondriacs

Folk who can’t go a week without a medical emergency. Lad here, I’d love to know the nhs bill vs tax contributions for his family, they’ve had everything from COVID to a sex change operation. Now off as wife has self diagnosed herself with pneumonia, if ever there’s a candidate for long COVID, she’ll be a sure bet. Never concerned enough to lose a bit of weight though.
Have you ever been in a doctors surgery, or a hospital lately. Now maybe it’s just up here, but feck me the nhs should teach their staff about weight loss , healthy eating and general well-being. Never seen such a group of porkers . National Heffalump Service more like !
 

JWL

Member
Location
Hereford
Bit like me this morning, time for some tractor work. Dragged the discs out from under the hedge and drove to the workshop, pulled the air grease bucket out, plugged in the airline and did 10 of the 12 nipples when it ran out........ bugger
 

pat kcotnit

Member
Location
Oot and aboot
Have you ever been in a doctors surgery, or a hospital lately. Now maybe it’s just up here, but feck me the nhs should teach their staff about weight loss , healthy eating and general well-being. Never seen such a group of porkers . National Heffalump Service more like !
We had an AAx cow that was the biggest fattest thing you have ever seen number 4302. She killed out at 550kg dw when we culled her at the end of her productive life so gives you an idea of how big and fat she was. When my OH was in hospital a couple of years ago I went in to visit her and the first thing she said was "christ I have never seen so many nurses that remind me of 4302"
 

DrWazzock

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire
FERA survey landed on the mat this morning. Survey of pesticide usage on forage crops. 8 pages of blurb about sending in data.
So let’s see, my solicitor £200 per hour.
My accountant similar.
But I’m expected to fill all this in and share data for diddly squat and whooohoooo a whole 2 NROSO points. I’ll bet the folk collecting the data or on a damn sight more than that.
 

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