what grinds your gears

[grumpy]

If the cap fits, no I don't mean Grumpy, I love him

ah ken derrick i got it but some didnae

 

[Derrick Hughes]

i don't wear one

I don't either

 

[endeavour]

agree about phone calls best to say "are you from the undertakers what time are you coming?" thatkeeps em quiet!!!

 

[Blue.]

Artic drivers that can't drive

I just walk away and leave em to it,we get some good lads but the odd one that are feckin useless,had one last week that was crap,I asked the brother in-law if he told him he was crap "no he was 6'6" and built like a sh!t house"

Wife's uncle had a shitty driver turn up who claimed he couldn't back round a corner (the other arctics from the same firm managed ok earlier in the day) He chucked him out of the cab and backed it round himself,not bad considering he'd never driven an artic wagon,he then went in the house and rang the haulage firm and told them never to send that driver again.

 

[JP1]

Politicians who start answering with "clearly" when you know it'll be anything but

Doctor's receptionists

Knowing they'll be seasonally out of stock for whatever the season requires at CWGNEWCOMOLESHOP

Oncoming prats who drive in to a space, can't get out and expect me to reverse the trailer

Audiences clapping along to anything - won't be long before they do it at the Albert Hall

British weather forecasting

Being 65 miles away from a proper livestock market

 

[roscoe erf]

Here's one t.v shows that are repeated endlessly in the same week

 

[Walterp]

Me? Pretty easy-going., me - there's isn't much that upsets me, 'cept my dysfunctional, thieving, lying, bullying, devious, ignorant, stupid, ungrateful, mendacious, mischievous, dishonest, perjuring, scheming, rotten, unfair, grabbing, short-sighted, jealous, envious, mean, greedy, tight-fisted, rapacious, selfish, avaricious, unfeeling, foolish, dull, parsimonious, contempible and morally-bankrupt family.

 

[Fred]

Tossers who get you out of bed early on Sunday morning because they have got stuck on your drive, late on saturday night (making love) , so you dig them out , clear the drive < and they F off without a SINGLE pound crossing your palm, "sorry mate i havent got any Money"

 

[endeavour]

i did not know i was related to walter p

 

[grumpy]

Me? Pretty easy-going., me - there's isn't much that upsets me, 'cept my dysfunctional, thieving, lying, bullying, devious, ignorant, stupid, ungrateful, mendacious, mischievous, dishonest, perjuring, scheming, rotten, unfair, grabbing, short-sighted, jealous, envious, mean, greedy, tight-fisted, rapacious, selfish, avaricious, unfeeling, foolish, dull, parsimonious, contempible and morally-bankrupt family.

ahh yer family

 

[Sussex Martin]

Me? Pretty easy-going., me - there's isn't much that upsets me, 'cept my dysfunctional, thieving, lying, bullying, devious, ignorant, stupid, ungrateful, mendacious, mischievous, dishonest, perjuring, scheming, rotten, unfair, grabbing, short-sighted, jealous, envious, mean, greedy, tight-fisted, rapacious, selfish, avaricious, unfeeling, foolish, dull, parsimonious, contempible and morally-bankrupt family.

Not like you to hold back Walter! Now tell us the truth, you don't really like them do you?

 

[roscoe erf]

i did not know i was related to walter p

me neither

 

[JP1]

Me? Pretty easy-going., me - there's isn't much that upsets me, 'cept my dysfunctional, thieving, lying, bullying, devious, ignorant, stupid, ungrateful, mendacious, mischievous, dishonest, perjuring, scheming, rotten, unfair, grabbing, short-sighted, jealous, envious, mean, greedy, tight-fisted, rapacious, selfish, avaricious, unfeeling, foolish, dull, parsimonious, contempible and morally-bankrupt family.

At least your Christmas and Easter card list is a lot shorter Walter

 

[exmoor dave]

My tools on a one way ticket to my bro's tractor cab then god now's where!!!

 

[JP1]

Tossers who get you out of bed early on Sunday morning because they have got stuck on your drive, late on saturday night (making love) , so you dig them out , clear the drive < and they F off without a SINGLE pound crossing your palm, "sorry mate i havent got any Money"

What did she look like Fred.tell em it's pay per view in future

 

[roscoe erf]

Artic drivers that can't drive

I just walk away and leave em to it,we get some good lads but the odd one that are feckin useless,had one last week that was crap,I asked the brother in-law if he told him he was crap "no he was 6'6" and built like a sh!t house"

Wife's uncle had a shitty driver turn up who claimed he couldn't back round a corner (the other arctics from the same firm managed ok earlier in the day) He chucked him out of the cab and backed it round himself,not bad considering he'd never driven an artic wagon,he then went in the house and rang the haulage firm and told them never to send that driver again.

farmers who think they can drive!

 

[Andyfeed]

Automated Ppi phone calls
Small lorry drivers who "can't" turn round in the same space as the artic or the lorry and drag that was in before them!
Employment law just gets my back up

 

[masseyjack]

People leaving tools everywhere but where they're supposed to be, my Granddad and Uncle aree particularly good at this

 

[RobFZS]

moaning strokers with a warrant of self importance.

 

[multi power]

i did not know i was related to walter p

nor did i