Which cattle grid is best?

[Kevtherev]

@Cab-over Pete testing new model

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Ah yes, the new Wallaby grid. Good piece of kit, except in the northern hemisphere we have to install them the other way up, hence why this wallaby is in it head first.

 

[Kevtherev]

We can also supply grids for grain stores to stop the sparrows getting in.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Only if they try and walk in though.

Otherwise, if they’re gonna insist on flying, we fit curtains.

 

[Kevtherev]

We can also supply the holes to fit them
All sizes standard from stock

 

[TripleSix]

 

[Cab-over Pete]

We can also supply the holes to fit them
All sizes standard from stock

The elephant grids take a bit longer to make though because the bigger gaps take longer to fabricate, also we have to make the adapter plates so your still covered if any alpacas try to use the elephant grid. They have to choose the right option before they attempt to cross.

Clever little buggers.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

A case in point you see. This daft sheep didn’t choose the ovine option and got caught out.

Luckily, the van driver was a passing sheep rustler who pulled her out and kindly took her away for relocation

 

[spanners and hammers]

how about hi tech sensors to detect the type of animal and sliding bars in the grid adjust automatically to the breed detected ( or am I just over thinking it ?)

 

[sawdust]

A case in point you see. This daft sheep didn’t choose the ovine option and got caught out.

Luckily, the van driver was a passing sheep rustler who pulled her out and kindly took her away for relocation

Do you have a human option grid? and is it connected to the Electricity Grid...

 

[Cab-over Pete]

We are considering a new “wayward spouse” option for retaining wandering partners. It will automatically read the retina and react accordingly.

However, Kev tested it the other day and the daft bugger walked over it with his eyes shut. The contraption went a bit bonkers and currently has him trapped by the knees, zapping him every five seconds. He’s the only one who knows how to alter the software programme on the old BBC ‘pooter in the office so I’m having to take him water and Jaffa Cakes until we sort it out.

I must admit, with last nights rain I thought he’d be ok for a drink but this morning he looks a tad waspy.

 

[7610 super q]

Ash tree got trapped trying to cross mine.....

 

[Steevo]

Ash tree got trapped trying to cross mine.....

Should have put a sign up to warn them.

 

[TripleSix]

Should have put a sign up to warn them.

I've seen those "Plant crossing" signs before and wondered what they were...

 

[Cab-over Pete]

 

[Tarw Coch]

I've seen those "Plant crossing" signs before and wondered what they were...

I thought they were warning of triffids crossing

 

[sawdust]

I thought they were warning of triffids crossing

That's were the "Heavy Plant Crossing" sign come into play