Coor you could put an irate walker in that ditch quite easily
things that make you smile
- Thread starter rob1
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- Lincolnshire
My Schumacher bed. Bought second hand for the combine. Bolt in knife sections. Bliss. No more raving the entire knife out and bashing rivets on the anvil.
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- DD9.
The semi domesticated children tend to keep the walkers at bayCoor you could put an irate walker in that ditch quite easily
apparently the drawing is of mummy
YorkshireAndrew
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- West / North Yorks border
I rang a bailiff company yesterday about an outstanding debt with an ex livery who has a ccj against her for non payment of her bill . I was put on hold - the background music was ‘Hit me with your rhythm stick’ . I’d dearly like to . [emoji849]
Cab-over Pete
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- Kenilworth, Warwickshire
This little bugger thought he was my friend today.
I have a pair regularly crapping all over my kit in the shed. They get beaten out but only to make way for another pair. Yesterday, I went to get the spreader out and there was a pair sitting on the roof of the Loadall. I drove from the yard to a farm 40 minutes from here and when I got there, they were still there!
This one clung on to the spreader up and down a 30 acre field and wouldn’t get off until I beat it with a hazel branch.
There was no way they were coming home again!!
I have a pair regularly crapping all over my kit in the shed. They get beaten out but only to make way for another pair. Yesterday, I went to get the spreader out and there was a pair sitting on the roof of the Loadall. I drove from the yard to a farm 40 minutes from here and when I got there, they were still there!
This one clung on to the spreader up and down a 30 acre field and wouldn’t get off until I beat it with a hazel branch.
There was no way they were coming home again!!
Congratulations
grainboy
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- Bedfordshire
Likewise 14 weeks ago, hope I can spend more time with him, than I did with my girls,
regret always working, but needs must at the time.
regret always working, but needs must at the time.
Cab-over Pete
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- Kenilworth, Warwickshire
So I’m cruisin’ along Kenilworth High Street, leanin’ to the side, chicks all checkin’ out the sweet rims on my Xerion, when I spy a honey in shorts and vest, lookin’ mighty fine, so fine I wanna put her on a plate and sop that honey up with a biscuit, ya know what I mean?
Checkin’ her out, I notice on her vest the words:
“Surely not EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?”
I gave her a smile and a thumbs up, pointing to my chest. She smiled back but I thought after she was probably thinking “was that old git looking at my baps?”
Checkin’ her out, I notice on her vest the words:
“Surely not EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?”
I gave her a smile and a thumbs up, pointing to my chest. She smiled back but I thought after she was probably thinking “was that old git looking at my baps?”
averageguy54
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- New Brunswick, Canada
Congratulations!!
Danllan
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- Sir Gar / Carms
We've had friends staying for the first time since lockdown, their little girl was in the kitchen with mine when I came in to announce that I'd a bulling heifer up in the yard and had to call the AI man.
Our guests' little girl shot round and stared at me open-mouthed, before asking in a sort-of-scared sort-of-fascinated way 'There's a heffalump in your yard?'
I'm minded those Charlie Brown cartoons in which adults all sound like 'Wah wah wah wha', except for interesting words, are probably based on fact. Does this little beauty really look like a heiferlump?
Our guests' little girl shot round and stared at me open-mouthed, before asking in a sort-of-scared sort-of-fascinated way 'There's a heffalump in your yard?'
I'm minded those Charlie Brown cartoons in which adults all sound like 'Wah wah wah wha', except for interesting words, are probably based on fact. Does this little beauty really look like a heiferlump?
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johnspeehs
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- Co Antrim
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- LINCOLNSHIRE/KENYA
Today got lost on the way to the hotel where we are staying for a couple of days had to wait to be found
This poor chap wasn’t collected in time
Then we had to wait for these to cross
This poor chap wasn’t collected in time
Then we had to wait for these to cross
- Location
- Devon
Scotland's rewilding project going well then
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- LINCOLNSHIRE/KENYA
No we are in SkegnessScotland's rewilding project going well then
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- Lincolnshire
Scarier beasts in Skeg. Plenty of hippos, mind.
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- LINCOLNSHIRE/KENYA
Yep you are very correct here they are sunbathing on the north shore this morning. Probably off to the amusements later.
Fordson1
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- Wexford, Ireland
In a radio interview earlier the General Mgr of Intel Irl said he was asked to talk to a group of secondary school students at the school where he went. One of the things he said to them was:
...in life you must always use the stairs. There is no elevator.
...in life you must always use the stairs. There is no elevator.