Don't anyone tell Mrs Wellytrack he said that. Not for a week or two anyway.Yes, so long as it can do away with all that useless flesh and hair from around the Vagina - otherwise known as ‘the wife’
Don't anyone tell Mrs Wellytrack he said that. Not for a week or two anyway.Yes, so long as it can do away with all that useless flesh and hair from around the Vagina - otherwise known as ‘the wife’
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Oh, they’re definitely a thing already. A plastic tube with a latex sleeve that fits through it, fastened on the ends with an elastic band. You fill between the tube and the latex sleeve with warm water through a tap on the side, then blow in to adjust the pressure. A bit of ky jelly to lube it up and you’re ready to go.
It’s quite a skill to get the temperature and the pressure just right to get the most productive ‘feel’.
You're level of knowledge on the subject of artificial vaginas is a bit revealing
Just out of interest which Bulls did you look after? Linmack etc ?Any body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
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You're level of knowledge on the subject of artificial vaginas is a bit revealing
That looks like it must be about ready to get married and settle down, as they say.
I think you've missed the boat its been done its called a sockAny body on this forum interested in developing my concept for semen collection I had the pleasure many years ago of looking after some of the MMB greatest bulls I’ve sat on this idea for over 25 years and I still believe it could be as important now as it was then
Michael Clayton
Joke at college about such a thing, but the budget student version.I've got a funny feeling if you go on the likes of LoveHoney you'll find artificial vaginas are already a thing
I hear they do discreet packaging and fast delivery, too
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.
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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.
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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer
I thought the budget version was an Agri girl?Joke at college about such a thing, but the budget student version.
A pint glass and a pound of mince.
Just for you, I assembled it for you to see. I forgot to mention the lightly ribbed texture on the inside of the liner.
I perhaps should have taken more care when I used it last, as the inside of the liner was stuck together a bit.
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I’d put it away with my specialist kit, which hasn’t been used for a couple of years, but if any of you single fellas want to make me an offer…
It could be a cheap date for you @Nithsdale Farmer
If you stick your thumb up a cow's arse, it stops you from biting your nails.
As you have noticed, I don’t have access to cows’ arses these days.
You wanna use that contraption a bit more then, relieve the tensionAs you have noticed, I don’t have access to cows’ arses these days.