Evicting a tenant.

Hire heavy plant.
Flatten the property.
Sell as a building plot.
Wash hands.
Lesson learnt.

A long time ago, a friend of ours did that. Couldn’t get a tenant out so waited patiently until the chap was out. Packed his belongings and placed carefully in a safe place, then put the farm JCB through the cottage.
Job done.

Welcome back to Cornwall @Cornish Tone Sorry this has happened. It sounds as if your tenant knows more about tenancy law than you or your agent do. Time for a wake up call methinks. Your agent has not done his job, and that is where your pressure needs targeting.
 
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glasshouse

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lothians
Well, she doesn’t seem too concerned about our lives! We have a 2 year old being pushed from pillar to post because of her, an heavily pregnant wife facing the prospect of moving house, settling and toddler and giving birth all in the same week because of her. But it’s ok, she’s only got one bathroom!

If you think I’m being pedantic having already given her the statutory 2 months notice, then an extra fortnight to sort her sh1t out, then an extra 4 days and now I’m the position where she is simply refusing to hand the keys over, you’re bonkers!
I didnt realise she was not handing over keys at all.
You
Must be quite stressed
 

glasshouse

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Location
lothians
A long time ago, a friend of ours did that. Couldn’t get a tenant out so waited patiently until the chap was out. Packed his belongings and placed carefully in a safe place, then put the farm JCB through the cottage.
Job done.

Welcome back to Cornwall @Cornish Tone Sorry this has happened. It sounds as if your tenant knows more about tenancy law than you or your agent do. Time for a wake up call methinks. Your agent has not done his job, and that is where your pressure needs targeting.
What exactly was the point of evicting the man just to knock the house down?
 
What exactly was the point of evicting the man just to knock the house down?

From what I remember, a bad farm worker, sacked but then refused all attempts to get him to leave the tied accomodation.
Rather than fight, the old Cottage was flattened. Cheaper to rebuild.

This was not a man you argued with. Great chap. Good farmer too, and a long time friend, his cottage and he did with it what he wanted.
 

Agri Spec Solicitor

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Livestock Farmer
If you value your time the best cheapest and safest option is to simply seek advice from a solicitor who is familiar with resi landlord cases and who knows how to use the normal and accelerated possession procedures to get what you want most: possession. It should not cost more than a month or two's rent. You could try yourself but it is technical and if you get it wrong, it is back to square one. These cases tend to be listed in a long housing list at court where there will be a duty housing advisor to help the tenants, so if there is a problem, they are highly likely to spot it.
 

Muddyroads

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NFFN Member
Location
Exeter, Devon
Got the t-shirt on this one. I can only sympathise with you. As said before, you have to follow the letter of the law. I got sucked in by a pack of lies. Do you know for certain that her house is that close to habitation?
Having gone through all the correct procedures my tenants were 3 days off the bailiff arriving when they chose to move. With reluctant agreement from the police I had the locks changed as soon as they vacated. Sure enough they returned after the locksmith had gone with the sole purpose of trashing the place. Lost rent, legal costs and redecorating from top to bottom cost me 10k 9 years ago.
 

hendrebc

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Livestock Farmer
Can't you just turn up, kid and wife in tow with your bags and say right, move your sh1t or I get a man with a skip here this afternoon?

An agreement is an agreement. I think you need to enlist the help of some of those half maniac/borderline illegal mentality sorts, Davie3350h looks pretty scary, bring him with you, he'll do anything for a big enough pork chop and what he can't do Henarar and Thick Farmer can deal with?
Can I come and help throwing someone out of a house and eating pork chops sounds like fun (y)
 

Henarar

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Somerset
Can't you just turn up, kid and wife in tow with your bags and say right, move your sh1t or I get a man with a skip here this afternoon?

An agreement is an agreement. I think you need to enlist the help of some of those half maniac/borderline illegal mentality sorts, Davie3350h looks pretty scary, bring him with you, he'll do anything for a big enough pork chop and what he can't do Henarar and Thick Farmer can deal with?
The trouble with @Thick Farmer 's method is the chance of near catastrophic smoke damage, but if Tone can live with that ..........:D
 

hendrebc

Member
Livestock Farmer
The trouble with @Thick Farmer 's method is the chance of near catastrophic smoke damage, but if Tone can live with that ..........:D
No it will be fine if you get the tenant outside the house before lighting her on fire then there will only be some scorching on the lawn ;):D
We could even use her to BBQ the pork chops :ROFLMAO:
 

unlacedgecko

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Fife
Though not a very appealing one..
I have some sympathy with glasshouse's argument, because the default seems to be that the council (the rest of us) have to pick up the fallen. A large part of the problem over here stems from the fact that "The haves" can accumulate an obscene number, perhaps as many as 130, of what should be starter homes into their pension pots, thereby creating a shortage, and increasing prices both to buy and rent, to the detriment of young families.
OPs circumstances do not make him the typical robber baron though do they.

“The haves” get there by working bloody hard and making sacrifices. If the “have nots” did not waste their money on drugs, alcohol, gambling and having children they can’t afford, then they too could become “haves”.

How many starter farms could be created out of the acreage you currently farm?
 
I had problems with a tennant in a small house not paying rent. He paid for 4 months then stopped and tried to review the rent down . Agent was useless and wanted me to pay his legal department to sort it. Decided that going down the legal route was going to cost more than any damage.
I kept turning up at different times when he was not there and pestering his wife for the rent, he had a young child so she was always home. She did not like me and kept pestering him to come home and see me. I never entered, and when they were not in, I took the main fuses from the outside power meter one evening and broke a window front and back and a cold snowy Friday night. When he got home He reported me to the police and they came to arrest me next day for criminal damage, when I asked the police if it was a criminal offence to break my own windows not entering the property they decided no offence had taken place and left. Tennant decided too much hassle and left that night. In total lost about 2 months rent and about 6 k to put right. The tennant contested the rent deposit and we never got that back. We now never let through agents, so we can meet and vet all our tenants ourselves, we take two months rent up front and put 1 month in the deposit system and keep the other month in our own deposit system. Never had a problem since and have some great people living in our properties. The tennant that was a problem was put in by the agent and was Polish. This was about 8 years ago.
 

Agri Spec Solicitor

Member
Livestock Farmer
The Tenant Fees Act has just come into force and it creates a few more tank traps for landlords. We have been helping our agency get up to speed so that we can protect landlords from all the extra hassle. There is no point getting a criminal record in relation to the letting of a house, there is a lot of law, you need to comply with it, and you either need to spend your time mastering the situation, which as now can suddenly change, or get the professionals to do it for a fee. It is a competitive market and worth a look. And yes, some agents are better than others.......
 

Kiwi Pete

Member
Livestock Farmer
I worry about your warped mind....


... Sometimes ;):D


But your suggestion is mild compared top some :eek:
It's a great trick, and less likely than a hexazinone/terbuthylazine mix to land you in hot water...

As @teslacoils says, you can kill for years if you use the right stuff; for that reason I'd be very wary of :finger:'ing an agro too far - or agro is what you'll get :whistle:

- If you ever need prank suggestions, I've a few innovative ideas :)
 
Can I come and help throwing someone out of a house and eating pork chops sounds like fun (y)

Seriously if a gang of blokes just turned up and started having a BBQ in the garden and a few tins I think I would move out there and then! Let em bring tents! :LOL:

500 quids worth of animal protein, charcoal and beer would be cheaper than all this legal stuff.
 

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