- Location
- East Essexshire
Welcome home!
Hire heavy plant.
Flatten the property.
Sell as a building plot.
Wash hands.
Lesson learnt.
I didnt realise she was not handing over keys at all.Well, she doesn’t seem too concerned about our lives! We have a 2 year old being pushed from pillar to post because of her, an heavily pregnant wife facing the prospect of moving house, settling and toddler and giving birth all in the same week because of her. But it’s ok, she’s only got one bathroom!
If you think I’m being pedantic having already given her the statutory 2 months notice, then an extra fortnight to sort her sh1t out, then an extra 4 days and now I’m the position where she is simply refusing to hand the keys over, you’re bonkers!
What exactly was the point of evicting the man just to knock the house down?A long time ago, a friend of ours did that. Couldn’t get a tenant out so waited patiently until the chap was out. Packed his belongings and placed carefully in a safe place, then put the farm JCB through the cottage.
Job done.
Welcome back to Cornwall @Cornish Tone Sorry this has happened. It sounds as if your tenant knows more about tenancy law than you or your agent do. Time for a wake up call methinks. Your agent has not done his job, and that is where your pressure needs targeting.
What exactly was the point of evicting the man just to knock the house down?
Can I come and help throwing someone out of a house and eating pork chops sounds like funCan't you just turn up, kid and wife in tow with your bags and say right, move your sh1t or I get a man with a skip here this afternoon?
An agreement is an agreement. I think you need to enlist the help of some of those half maniac/borderline illegal mentality sorts, Davie3350h looks pretty scary, bring him with you, he'll do anything for a big enough pork chop and what he can't do Henarar and Thick Farmer can deal with?
The trouble with @Thick Farmer 's method is the chance of near catastrophic smoke damage, but if Tone can live with that ..........Can't you just turn up, kid and wife in tow with your bags and say right, move your sh1t or I get a man with a skip here this afternoon?
An agreement is an agreement. I think you need to enlist the help of some of those half maniac/borderline illegal mentality sorts, Davie3350h looks pretty scary, bring him with you, he'll do anything for a big enough pork chop and what he can't do Henarar and Thick Farmer can deal with?
No it will be fine if you get the tenant outside the house before lighting her on fire then there will only be some scorching on the lawnThe trouble with @Thick Farmer 's method is the chance of near catastrophic smoke damage, but if Tone can live with that ..........
Though not a very appealing one..
I have some sympathy with glasshouse's argument, because the default seems to be that the council (the rest of us) have to pick up the fallen. A large part of the problem over here stems from the fact that "The haves" can accumulate an obscene number, perhaps as many as 130, of what should be starter homes into their pension pots, thereby creating a shortage, and increasing prices both to buy and rent, to the detriment of young families.
OPs circumstances do not make him the typical robber baron though do they.
I worry about your warped mind....Water bombs filled with dissolved urea are very effective "presents" for "friends" .
It's a great trick, and less likely than a hexazinone/terbuthylazine mix to land you in hot water...I worry about your warped mind....
... Sometimes
But your suggestion is mild compared top some
What type of house is it? Is it a rural dwelling on its own or part of an estate?
Can I come and help throwing someone out of a house and eating pork chops sounds like fun