Poachers sentenced in Dorset

Deereone

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Livestock Farmer
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Nice one! Four gentlemen from the east of England (with Irish sounding names) got caught shooting hare from a moving vehicle last summer.

 
Poachers in Dorset? Surely they’ll be sentenced to transportation at the very least.

Yes, although long haul voyages with captives shackled in chains and fed only bread and water is very much frowned upon now, so these days we tend to just shove convicts into the boot of a Taxi and have them dumped in Cornwall instead. The effect is much the same. Normally by the end of the journey they are too weak to run far and the locals soon eat em up.
 

JP1

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Livestock Farmer
Nice one! Four gentlemen from the east of England (with Irish sounding names) got caught shooting hare from a moving vehicle last summer.

They should be forced to live in that court house tower block ................................
 

shumungus

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Livestock Farmer
Nice one! Four gentlemen from the east of England (with Irish sounding names) got caught shooting hare from a moving vehicle last summer.

Not an Irish sounding name amongst the four of them.
 

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